Subject: "Enviro...oh, you're a quarian!" Chris clapped his hands in recognition.
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Posted on: 2017-02-18 04:06:23 UTC

"I knew I recognized that design from somewhere! Granted, the only place I've ever seen a quarian is the characters page on TV Tropes...uh, anyway. I'm from the Pokémon series," he said. "If you haven't heard of it, the gist is that practically everyone lives, works, and even fights with the titular Pokémon--short for 'Pocket Monsters', but no one ever calls them that." He took out Mareep's Ball and gently tossed it to his right. "Go, Mareep!"

The sheep Pokémon looked around uncertainly and hid under the table. Chris scratched the back of his neck. "Oops. Forgot Mareep can be skittish in new places. Anyway, if it won't short out your suit, feel free to pat him. Mareep wool is really soft, but it stores static electricity. Ami got shocked by this little guy the first time she met him."

Mareep bleated an affirmation.