Subject: Dear Agent Chiaroscuro:
Posted on: 2022-06-14 12:07:24 UTC
[Redacted] you too.
Linstar, the Board.
Subject: Dear Agent Chiaroscuro:
Posted on: 2022-06-14 12:07:24 UTC
[Redacted] you too.
Linstar, the Board.
And as far as rules go, there seems to really be one: if someone doesn't want certain kinds of questions asked of their characters, they can say so.
Anyway, have fun!
Agent pairs you can ask:
What's been the hardest part about adjusting to HQ? If memory serves both your home verses have pretty wild sets of rules, tho since I don't remember what those verses are I'm prepared to be proven wrong.
((Larry's the Minecraft wolf, right? Is he still a wolf or no?)
Taking questions for:
Where's my paycheck?
an angry agent
Dear understandably angry agent,
I’m afraid I don’t have anything to do with the payroll. If I had some more information, I could try to escalate the situation.
Though, since you’re here, could I interest you in some Draugr weapons? The armory added an extra zero to their last order and we’re not really sure what to do with all the extras.
Ask question to either of my agents:
Mina: Highly excitable and rather chaotic, she doesn’t like killing Sues or boring partners.
Carlisle: Usually grumpy and long-winded, he hates Sues and will yell in ALL CAPS when angered.
Uh, no questions on sexuality or whatever.
I reserve the right to not answer questions, and the canonicity will be stated in the reply.
—Ls, whose other agents aren’t fleshed-out enough to put on here.
How do you feel about the "more logical" AU of the PPC, the CPP? Like it? Dislike it? Indifferent?
((I hope this is okay!))
Wait. The PPC has AUs? I knew we were fictional! Take that, stupid author! gets hit on the head with lampshade Ow!
Does it still kill Sues? Because if so, I’m on board.
((This is okay!))
...I’d really like to write a Logical!Carlisle, because that could be really funny.))
How're you dealing with having a partner who doesn't like killing Sues?
Mina’s worse than my last partner. She ignores me, wanders off on missions, and TRIES TO SAVE SUES. Why? WHY? Doesn’t she know that all Sues must die! Aagh. I’m not dealing well.
((He didn’t really answer the question, but oh well.
How long have you been at the PPC? Did you always want to be an agent?
What do you do for fun? Do you go to New Caledonia at all? What's your favourite place, in HQ/New Cal/the multiverse?
Uh... Is it going to be risky being your friend, with all the, um, accidents you cause?
I’ve been in the PPC my whole life! It’s fun. Being an agent is fun. I’ve always wanted to be an agent like my parents!
I like wandering around Headquarters and meeting new people. Like you! I’ve heard of new Caledoria, but my parents never go. I think it’s ‘cause they’re overworked. I like my parents’ RC, because it has the people I loooove!
As long as you can get to Medical, you’ll be fine. Probably.
((This is rather more on-topic than Mina is normally.
Agent Blank. Human. A jaded and somewhat cynical Floater who is very skeptical of Sues and even former Sue Agents. Was experimented on during the events of the PPC Musical in '04. Not very social. Married to Autumn (formerly known as Spot) who works in the Department of Intelligence. ((Autumn is social, and may take over answering any questions that Blank doesn't like.))
Agent Moira. Blank's partner. Half Istar, a quarter Elf and quarter human. Sweet but very awkward. Former Sue, was paired with Legolas in the fic she originates from, and is very self-conscious about that fact. Lives with Blank and Autumn for now. The RC is full to capacity, especially since Moira's companion, a crow she named Mellon, was recently turned human. His human self is known as Buddy and has yet to appear very much, but he is also available for questions.
Do you still have any powers you might've had during the events of the Musical, or did coming to HQ poof those out of continuity? Also, what's the funniest thing a badfic you've encountered ever did by accident?
No real reason, I just want to watch the look on my partner’s face when she realizes another person thinks she’s a total Sue. Really, there’s only a certain number of lectures on vampires being superior in all ways I can take!
My opinion on Twipires? I don't think I have one, honestly... They are what they are. They're part of their established canon, where they make sense in context. Not sure they count as Sues, really, not in their own universe. If one of the major characteristics of a Sue is that they are better than everyone else, but there are a bunch of characters in the universe that have the same kind of power level, is any of them really a Sue? I honestly don't know. I just don't think about sparklepires enough to have the energy to hate them, I guess. There are enough uncanon Sues to worry about.
Removing any of them from their context, I guess you end up with someone really annoying, though. And tough to kill. Not that, uh, I support killing your partner. That's not... what I'm suggesting.
Uh... This might not be the answer you wanted, actually. Sorry, I guess.
What’s your favorite color? How many friends do you have? Which Flower’s your favorite? Do you like caramel? What about chocolate?...
((I’ll stop her there before this get too ridiculous.))
Um. Well. Green is my favourite colour, I think? I used to wear green a lot.
I have... pause as she counts, frowns and re-counts Three friends? I don't think Blank counts. Mellon is my friend, and Othoniel is too, and Autumn is... friendly. So three. But I'd like some more!
I don't... I don't know how to make friends.
I met the Marquis de Sod when I was recruited. It wasn't a very interesting meeting. It just, you know, looked at me, and decided I was in okay shape to be an agent. But I haven't met any other Flowers, just sort of seen them in passing or heard about them, so I don't think I can have a favourite yet?
Autumn brings me donuts sometimes. I like caramel-y ones, and chocolate ones. And jam ones. They're all really good!
((Aw. That's very cute. =D ))
If you could get away with stealing one (1) uber-Shiny from any continuum (think: Silmarils, the One Ring, the Infinity Stones, etc), which one would it be and why?
Now this requires some thought.
We are now moving in a world where I have not only figured out how to handle my transformation, but have enough info about different fandoms to answer this question. I haven't, yet, because going from crow intelligence to human intelligence is a massive, eldritch-horror sort of thing and I am currently grappling with the concept of Tuesdays so you know
Crow brain goes: Shiny thing!! Many thing. Many thing=better than one thing. Collect all things. Keep them. Have them. WIN.
Human brain goes: Well, which thing comes with maximum sparklies, minimum bagage? The One Ring looks nice, but I don't like the idea of becoming corrupted by it. Even if I got away with the theft, I don't think I'd get away with the repercussions of owning the trinket itself. Having all the Infinity Stones would appeal to the crow, as there is an aspect of quantity over quality there, but as a human I am aware of their explosive power when kept in the same place. I don't need any complications. I just like shiny things. Even just the one Stone would be too much for me. Same with Horcruxes really. Some of them might be shiny, but if they still contain a bit of someone's soul it's not worth it.
So! I'd go for something that's shiny, and maybe plot relevant, but not literally universe breaking. Like the Sword of Godric Gryffindor. Looks good on a shelf, but won't cause me to go insane. Or for something shiny that also has the added benefit of repelling evil, like a Dagon Sphere.
(names are in East Asian order)
Hazama Kaguya 間 香久也: Human male, World 1.3291; Assassin, Video Games Division. A ridiculously handsome bloke who's hardcore into traditional Japanese culture and is a certified Urasenke-school tea ceremonist. Healthily beauty-conscious, almost always wears cosmetics. Bilingual. Normally a pleasant guy, but switches into an angry "mode" when it comes to badfics. Signed up for the PPC in order to deal with badfic-induced craziness.
Shigisawa Momoka 鴫沢 桃花: Human female, World 1.3291; Assassin, Video Games Division. Orphan living in Kaguya's household since 15 years old, die-hard loyal self-proclaimed maid of Kaguya. Healthily boy-crazy fangirl, gets irked when badfics do bad things to male characters she likes. Bilingual. Dragged into the PPC along with her master, but doesn't want to leave.
Tomiyama Urato 富山 浦人: Human male, badfic recruit, Touken Ranbu; Floater. Originally a bland OC with an impossible family, given a new background as an ordinary Osakan. Speaks Kansai dialect, is a "manly man" who isn't very well-versed in manners and grace, interested in workout and other masculine things. Homosexual, plays pretty-boy joseimuke games, attracted to Kaguya while considering him a rival. Not bilingual, Universal Translator is his friend. May or may not remember his badfic background.
Akagashi Inasuke 赤樫 稲介: Human male, badfic recruit, Touken Ranbu; Floater. Originally an abused OC with an impossible family, given a new background as an ordinary Osakan. Hardcore into cute and/or beautiful Western media, makes hand-sewn plushes, quick to anger at badfics in his fandoms. Idolizes Momoka and hates Kaguya. Bilingual. May or may not remember his badfic background.
Can we date? I like tea too!
((I am so sorry. Thalia likes pretty people and is about as subtle as a brick))
-sama is not available at the moment. Please contact later. Thank you for your cooperation.
Tossed in a couple questions I ask my students :P
Once again, thank you for the questions!
And a question from Liu Siyuan, who also whisks his tea,
((Poem translation: Like catching a glimpse of mountain cherry blossoms amidst fog, I am in love with the one I have caught a fleeting sight of))
And, how many missions have you guys done? I personally have lost track (sorry!) and am kinda curious if y'all are the new "new Floaters but have already tackled a good chunk of missions" that would be mentioned under notable Floaters.
Urato: Man, I'm heckin' tired o' randomly fallin' into Guyatchi's place n hearin' him nag 'bout how I'm steppin' on tatami borders. Or not takin' shoes off. Ya be actin' like it's my fault that I fall in yer room when I'm brushin' my teeth!
Inasuke: It's mildly annoying, but I get to see Shigisawa-sempai everyday. That's all that matters.
((About missions: they currently have online 2 missions that aren't with the Four Demonly Kings 😅. With a timeline now semi-established, I plan to write more missions for them between their first and the Strawberry Shortcake one))
A quick roster of who's available:
Answers are canon unless indicated otherwise.
Have you watched Winter Begonia?
Agent Liu also hasn't seen it. He's just starting to venture out past xianxia and wuxia, though I think he's fixating more on science fiction for, uh... Jack Harkness-related reasons.
He also wants me to inform you that Kunqu is sorely underrated, compared to Peking Opera.
What tips do you have on caring for long hair?
I utilise a mixture of rice bran water once a week, and daily combing of a hundred strokes with an oxhorn comb.
I thank you for your curiosity.
((He is actually flustered as dleck about whether this means he has to part ways with his favourite Kanazawa lacquer comb))
((The best Japanese combs seem to be boxwood. Not sure about lacquering, but wooden combs should be fine. The point of a horn or wooden comb is to reduce static and lessen hair damage when using it, and to massage the scalp and redistribute the hair's natural oils!
Also, incidentally, Kaguya's from Hokkaido but he seems to be quite a fan of the culture around Kyoto. I wonder if he has any thoughts about his local culture in Hokkaido, though, especially since a lot of people elsewhere in Japan have this vision of Hokkaido as a sort of dairy and farmland paradise (so many dairy products here are ~from Hokkaido~ with the connotation of it being richer and creamier), as well as a point of historical contention between the Japanese and the indigenous people like the Ainu (in Kagoshima there's a museum with the Most Problematic wording about the colonisation of Hokkaido!). Not sure how to phrase it in a way that wouldn't offend him IC :P))
How do you think the general PPC organization has changed over your time knowing the place? Also, do you prefer it as it is now, or are there things you wished stayed the same?
C: Honestly? The more things change, the more they stay the same.
E: How so?
C: Well, Sues still get assassinated, slash spirits still get exorcised, crossovers still get untangled...
E: There has been a noted increase in recruitment and leaving bit characters to re-assimilate, however.
C: Yeah, there's definitely a fair number of bits we could have spared back in the day. Dr McPhee, Mazzie, Thresh...
E: You still remember their names?
C: Might not be Dr McPhee. That museum person from Alexis's mission. Dr McPherson? Dr MacIntyre?
E: We grew weary of Sue Slaying, as it were. It is interesting that the culture in HQ has changed to lessen the amount of that.
C: Oh, yeah. In 2006 it was very "thou shalt not suffer a Suvian and her lackies to live".
E: To be fair, that was not long after the... Falling Down?
C: Crashing Down. Black Cats and Mary Sue Factories. Then the Mary Sue Factories again in 2008, just before I met you.
E: Mm. The gradual culture change in HQ has not been very noticeable, but I am hardly the one to ask about any sort of short-term change.
C: It has been fourteen years, Ellie.
E: What is fourteen years in the lifespan of an elf?
C: ...Yeah, I'm not going to unpack that. We did spend a good portion of the major shift away from assassinating... being away from assassinating, so it's really hard to tell. Thanks for the question, though.
But, semi-funny question: If you had to become either a werecreature or a vampire, which would you choose and why?
Nooo, I totally didn't steal this from my mother's questions! Why would you accuse me of such a thing?
But one of those nice ones. Werewolves not swearwolves, right? Knowing me, though, I'd probably turn into more of a werepomeranian.
Carleton, on the other hand, has actually turned into a vampire once. He got better, though.
((ETA the meta backstory there behind Carleton. He was an OC I wrote for a vampire story where he was a vampire nurse who was helping himself to the blood bank to stave off his urges. He's human here, though. I think :P))
Human girl from World One. She could be described as a somewhat typical nerdy teenager. She generally has her nose stuck in a book, loves sci-fi and fantasy, and will probably dress up as someone or something from a book if she is given half a chance. She is still probably something of a newbie.
Rebecca's partner, who is also human. She is from Deneb V, an original sci-fi world. She is somewhat protective of Rebecca, because having your partner die on a mission is a bad idea. Especially if they are a newbie.
Boadicea is unpartnered. She is from Terraria. She fell into HQ from a hole in a cave on her homeworld, and is currently wandering the halls, trying to find out if she even has a partner and a RC. She hasn't found then yet. She is fairly nice, good with weapons, and not the best with people.
I googled your home canon cause I've never heard of it before, and some of those weapons are pretty bizarre, even to me (Kid Icarus native). Chainsaws, flowers, a Christmas tree, the shark miniguns, freaking lightsabers, fish knives, yo-yos...what's the funniest one you've ever found? And what's with the fish fusion weapons, anyway?
Only thing I can say for them is that there is a lot of magic holding them together. Some of the weirdest are the Tragic Umbrella, Candy Cane Sword, Ham Bat, and Star Cannon. The Star Cannon is a very good weapon, but it's not very practical because it uses fallen stars as ammo. My favorite sword is probably the Night's Edge.
You like Shakespeare? A Troupe By Any Other Name is always looking for new folks.
No, I'm not shilling for them, I'm just a fan.
I have a few sundry soliloquys memorized, but I don't really know much about theatre. I would like to jion, though, if you don't mind.
Nice to meet ya! I'm Sandi, I work with directors Kate Lynn and John Naki (amid other talented folks trying to dip their toes into the wonderful wonderful world of theatre!!) and we've currently got a casting call for Much Ado About Nothing set in, if I'm remembering correctly, the lavish and exotic Earth Kingdom from Avatar: The Last Airbender! No need to be a bender to apply -- that's what DORKS are good for!
If you're interested, auditions will be held at the Really Very Little Auditorium at the Green Hour on Thursday! Or just walk in after your mission and give us a holler. We might hear you!
But I know absolutely nothing about Avatar: The Last Airbender or the Earth Kingdom either. That's yet another fandom I have no knowledge of and might not have time to find out about because there are already a longish list of fandoms That I'm in. Not to say that I'm not interested, but I don't have all the time in the world.
Wait. You’re doing a play in a location from Avatar? Even after the play episode, The Ember Island Players?
And is it Boadicea who doesn’t know it, or Bw?
Sorry for the interruption.
Though, according to Penny -- the dramaturg, and she never has her notes when I need them -- she chose the Earth Kingdom specifically to highlight the purity double standards under, uh, Confucianism, something something girls had to be virtuous in Chinese culture, and Earth Kingdom is basically Qing Dynasty China... something something A Dream of Red Mansions influencing the set design of Leonato's house. But you really don't need to know the setting inside out to audition! That's what rehearsals are for!
((I think it'll probably also be post-Ozai, pre-Korra, too, so it might be more advanced than what's seen onscreen during Aang's time. But the setting was picked because A:TLA is more familiar to HQ denizens than the average Asian historical drama steeped in Confucianism.
The real reason beyond that is because it would be funny to pit Jacques and LSY against one another as Benedick and Beatrice.))
They're lands out of nightmares. I'd be fighting monsters 'til that they get into piles taller'n my head. But it's not al like that. The forests and the rivers rolling on the plains, that's a beautiful sight to see. And the deep caves, where there's ore and jewels to find.
I'd rate it maybe a 6 or a 7.
Taking questions for:
Have you had any trouble being a dragon in HQ with how the design of the place favors humanoids a lot?
Usually I just have to avoid narrower halls during my shift. I’m technically allowed to use those magic disguise boxes of yours to make size more manageable, but then balance becomes an issue. Seriously, how do you scavengers stay upright?
Have either of you ever gone feral?
Jiwon: I don’t think so? At least I don’t remember ever going, um, feral. I think. What would that even be like? Is that just something that can happen to people?
Charlie: Eh, not really my thing.
Going feral would be like... acting less sapient, I suppose? Defaulting to base instinct? Basically, have you ever gone full wrathful fox on someone? And if not, what might tip you that way?
I have... so many agents. I believe the end-of-scene notes in this are up-to-date for anything Prime Multiverse, but basically anyone who (you think is) alive in 2022 HST is open for questions, whether they're an active agent or not.
Answers will be Canon unless I state otherwise for some reason. :)
What’s it like living as a computer? Are you evil? Are you gonna take over HQ someday? If so, when? Why don’t you capitalize stuff? Oh, and what’s your favorite color?
((Not sure why Mina’s asking this! But whatever.
it's fine no i'm not no again never why should i black and green camo
What're your thoughts on laser pointers?
(( Because I skimmed the big long document and the literal black cat jumped out at me as someone who hasn't been around much ))
The mini likes them, and frankly that's all that needs to be said.
(("The mini". ~hS))
What do you look like? What’s it like working in Legal? Is this censored?
Agent Chiaroscuro, Legal Department
can oleander come play with us after school today
((For obvious reasons this doesn’t fit the formatting because kids don’t care about that, but this is definitely for D and C haha))
I'll clime out thwindows after clas &nd sneke to your house ockay?
(Oleander, give me that.)
Did you know about this? I'm fine for you to pick Ol up today if you had any involvement in this plan; otherwise I'll ask Mrs. Mortimer to keep the windows locked. Dafydd has A Thing at the Musee this evening, so he can run round and collect him after that.
I should probably mention that Ol has apparently decided he wants to be a squirrel when he grows up, so try to keep him away from trees; he'll be up them like a shot otherwise, and Araucaria are a bit spiky for that.
((... who is emailing Christianne out of the perhaps-misguided belief that they have common experience reigning in their Elvish partners.))
((I have a doc on the New Cal schools which establishes Mrs. Mortimer as Oleander's teacher in some way; I have a feeling she might be Lily's character but can't confirm. ~hS))
we're in the same class remember??
do you liek chimken nunget? mama got some dinosaur shaped ones!
i haf 2 give this 2 mama so she nd your mama can koardinet it
I was not aware of it, but we're okay with Oleander coming by today. Ms Mortimer has assigned another Canon Report and the two of them have apparently paired up to work on Star Wars, so they'll be watching A New Hope together. Does Oleander's squirrelly aspirations extend to the Dawn Treader play structure in our courtyard?
Additionally, are there any dietary restrictions we should know about? Ellie got into an argument with someone the other day over whether or not the Eldar are vegetarian...
I'll send Dafydd home with some of Ellie's latest attempt at jalapeno
((I think Ms Mortimer's my character but also I did think Oleander and Muriel would be classmates, so we're all good! And I get the feeling Christianne's usually the one who gets reined in by her Elvish partner, so...))
I do like chiken nuggets but did you know chikens are the closet living relating to dinosaurs and also dinosaurs are n't real? Jasmine tolled me she's read all the books and they're not in there at all!
I'm not sure there's anything he won't climb right now, so if your Dawn Treader has its mast I expect he'll find a way to get up it. When he tries to claim his eyesight is "elvish enough" that he can watch the movie from there, please don't let him get away with it; some sci-fi will be good for him.
No dietary restrictions except the usual ones about not too much sugar. Dafydd's views on vegetarian Eldar have been broadcast across HQ, and I'm not going to argue with that.
We popped back to Malij to pick starberries the other day (they're sort of like a strawberry-kiwi cross); I'll have Dafydd bring a basket in trade for the I-can't-believe-it's-not-lembas.
((Oh yeah, Constance has the dynamic completely backwards in her head, but that's what makes it funny. ^_^
(("The books" are the LotR canon; Oleander hasn't yet processed that The Canon isn't actually history for everywhere. Huinesoron has this same problem. ~hS))
they are real because there was a dinosaur at the nursery when i was really really young her name was marsha and she was a try-sarah-tops and if she liked you she would give you rides! one time she gave me a ride!! and i nearly fell off but it was fun
Roger that on the Dawn Treader. Push comes to shove, Ellie can coax him out.
Understood! We actually don't have that much sugar at our place for much the same reason. Ellie on sugar is a nightmare.
Starberries sound excellent! I look forward to trying some. I don't suppose you guys moved here in time to catch the Lychee Festival in Houaïlou? The fruits come in season in December in this part of the world and are not to be missed!
((Oleander would be very confused by my Hobbit Jurassic World AU, then ;P))
Your choices are:
Kittyauthor: Mii girl, Floater, aroace. Very kind and a bit naïve.
O'Ryan Keys: Partner of the above, very kind and mathy unless you're a jerk. Knows the most about PPC out of these choices.
Crow Ressa: Sweet demi-girl who doesn't know human mannerisms and is still new to the PPC.
Paye: Anime girl who loves horrifying things because her home canon only had soft things. Tends to take things literally. Is nice.
David Null: Grumpy, English teacher agent. Will correct your typos. Curses a lot (will be roted). Is a vampire, but don't bring that up because he'll hate you. Has a love of the English language, so naturally hates bad SPaG. Athiest, though he still says God in his statements.
K: Very close to the opposite of Null. Is kind (as long as you don't do anything he hates), hates cursing, has a love for teaching because he likes others to learn, not necessarily be perfect. Is a vampire.
Mattew: Badfic bit who was supposedly a horror writer. He doesn't like his home canon a lot.
I hope this is good. I'll declare certain answer as canon or noncanon, depending on the question.
-kA, who now has to pay attention to a certain squeaking bird
Y du u thikn dat spllng iz emprtant? Itx nut, cuz u cn reed wut im sying!!!!111
Also, vrompirez suk. (geddit, suk blud)
((This is facetious. Also, I’m sorry, David. —Ls))
(K: David? It's a troll.)
(David, seething with anger: I don't care if it's a troll! They're getting my-)
(K: David, please.)
(Paye: Mr. Null?)
(David: Oh hi Paye.)
(Paye: Isn't it bad to feed the trolls?)
(David: Yeah. They thrive off of shpxing anger. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm taking a very hot shpxing shower.)
(Paye: Don't scald yourself! Please!)
(K: He's not. Last time he said that, he took a mildly warm shower. Most of the time, our sense of temperature is shot.)
Hey, this is Paye. Please don't send such messages again, A Troll. Thanks!
((Yeah, most of it is canon, except for K actually knowing vampire stuff. After he was turned, his mentor left, so K knows next to nothing about vampires.))
((Also, please note that David isn't mad at you, Ls, but rather at the troll, if that makes any sense.))
It’s A. Troll, not A Troll. Get the period right! Ahem
I wnot stup!!!111 Spilling is tortailly optionial! U gys r da mostest no funnest!!!! Strupib vrompirez11!1
((Though I, Ls, will if you want me to.))
((I think this is one of my Troll Division agents. Maybe Tyop.))
What are your opinions on the Oxford comma?
K: The what now?
David Null: You know, the comma before and in a list? Personally, I don't give a shpx about it, unless I specifically say to include it on an assignment. That's the one rule I honestly couldn't care less.
K: I still don't get it, sorry.
some explaining, and some cursing from David, later
K: Oh, that? That's not required?
David Null, to self: That's why you were a terrible English teacher for one year. It wasn't just a shpxing rumor to... (to K) Yeah, in some situations.
K: Oh. Interesting. Personally, no opinion, I guess?
((Canon. K literally doesn't know names to certain grammar stuff, while David Null doesn't really care about it. Now, if it was the difference between wracking and racking, oh dear gods.))
Your options include:
Thalia Quinn- Crazed uncanonical Harley Quinn copy with an unhealthy love for explosives
Doom- Grumpy halfling (half demon, half human) from the Teen Titans series
Zara- Cheerful, semi-crazed human agent with Bloodwrath and a love for any German metal
Diamond- Snobby Twipire who would like very much to be adressed as Lady Diamond
Meg- Friendly demon with an insatiable interest in humans and their emotions
Can ya, like, get Guyatchi ((Kaguya)) ta stop givin' me da stink eye every time he's in my vicinity?
Thalia here! Doomie never leaves our RC so uh, good luck? I can scare him away if ya want! Doomie says I’m really good at scarin’ people!
What’s your favorite type of explosive?
He does like his BTS. Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy, Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy, Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy, Light it up like dynamite! But yeah, dynamite is definitely the best! I can lend you some, I still have some left over from my last supplier!
What's the most interesting thing about humans that you've observed so far?
The fact you can care about somethin’ so much you’d put it before everythin’ is so bizarre. I mean, call me selfish, but if the big man in the sky is comin’ after me, I’m not sacrificin’ myself for someone. You ‘umans are seriously weird things.
((Demons, in Meg’s verse, can only be erased from their plane of existence by god. Meg is a Second Generational demon, which means it would take an angel (or a couple goddess!sues) to banish her back to hell, but they couldn’t kill her.))
So, you remember the mission you did with David Null and Paye, right? Well, what are your opinions on the two of them? What's your opinion on how the mission went?
You’d think the fact I was thrown through a wall by a giant troll would help it stick in my memory. Yes, Paye was the annoying little mortal, correct? Irritating, but my partner is generally worse. As for David, he is of an inferior species of vampire and does not bear mentioning. I was forced through horrible grammar and thrown through a wall, which chipped my nose. How do you think I felt?
Well, Paye’s a luv. David… honestly he reminds me a bit of that Disentangler who works with the blue alien guy. Number? Something like that. But I’d work with them again. Well, other then the total annihilation of my favorite childhood series, it wasn’t bad as far as missions can go. Of course saying that’ll probably mean some glodawful smut gets delivered to us, but whatever.