Subject: Firs off, shpx you. And secondly-
Posted on: 2022-06-13 15:21:39 UTC

(K: David? It's a troll.)

(David, seething with anger: I don't care if it's a troll! They're getting my-)

(K: David, please.)

(Paye: Mr. Null?)

(David: Oh hi Paye.)

(Paye: Isn't it bad to feed the trolls?)

(David: ...)

(David: Yeah. They thrive off of shpxing anger. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm taking a very hot shpxing shower.)

(Paye: Don't scald yourself! Please!)

(K: He's not. Last time he said that, he took a mildly warm shower. Most of the time, our sense of temperature is shot.)


Hey, this is Paye. Please don't send such messages again, A Troll. Thanks!

((Yeah, most of it is canon, except for K actually knowing vampire stuff. After he was turned, his mentor left, so K knows next to nothing about vampires.))

((Also, please note that David isn't mad at you, Ls, but rather at the troll, if that makes any sense.))


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