Subject: Heh heh heh.
Posted on: 2022-06-13 15:29:49 UTC

Now this requires some thought.

We are now moving in a world where I have not only figured out how to handle my transformation, but have enough info about different fandoms to answer this question. I haven't, yet, because going from crow intelligence to human intelligence is a massive, eldritch-horror sort of thing and I am currently grappling with the concept of Tuesdays so you know

Crow brain goes: Shiny thing!! Many thing. Many thing=better than one thing. Collect all things. Keep them. Have them. WIN.

Human brain goes: Well, which thing comes with maximum sparklies, minimum bagage? The One Ring looks nice, but I don't like the idea of becoming corrupted by it. Even if I got away with the theft, I don't think I'd get away with the repercussions of owning the trinket itself. Having all the Infinity Stones would appeal to the crow, as there is an aspect of quantity over quality there, but as a human I am aware of their explosive power when kept in the same place. I don't need any complications. I just like shiny things. Even just the one Stone would be too much for me. Same with Horcruxes really. Some of them might be shiny, but if they still contain a bit of someone's soul it's not worth it.

So! I'd go for something that's shiny, and maybe plot relevant, but not literally universe breaking. Like the Sword of Godric Gryffindor. Looks good on a shelf, but won't cause me to go insane. Or for something shiny that also has the added benefit of repelling evil, like a Dagon Sphere.

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