Subject: "Hey! My Halloween candy is not poisonous!" Chris protested.
Posted on: 2016-01-13 00:13:04 UTC

"It's not stale, either, I kept it in the minifridge and everything! you have a nut allergy? I think I left some Hershey's almond bars in there by mistake."

"No you didn't," said Violet. "Remember? Miguel and I ate all the almond candy bars in like a week."

"You ate all the almond ones," Miguel corrected. "And the sour gummy worms. And those disgusting black Twizzlers. And at least half the Tootsie Rolls, even the flavored ones. And all five of those giant lollipops..."

Violet turned red. "Shut up, Miguel! You're making me look bad!"

"I can prove it, too," he said with a wry smile. "I mean, it'd totally break the universe since I'd be meeting myself, but I can take you back in time and show you exactly how much of Chris' Halloween candy you ate."

The angel promptly smacked him upside the head.

Ami rolled her eyes. "Guys, I know you're both teenagers, but stop acting like them."

"Miguel started it," said Violet.

"I don't care who started it, don't fight in public," said Chris.

"Whatever, Dad," Violet snarked.

There was an extremely uncomfortable silence.

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