Subject: Hah! I wish.
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Posted on: 2018-07-09 15:36:31 UTC

Do you have any idea how long I've been trying to make that a thing? And like, I've razzed him about him and Jötun, because that whole thing is weird as hell and it's funny, but that ain't the problem. I think I could deal with it if it were, but nah. For someone with a bod that hot, the man is just weirdly cold. Jerk.

Also, that pic? Totally happened, but it didn't happen happen. And now you're gonna give it to me and tell me how you got it before I give you a nose job with my fist.

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