Subject: It was at roughly this point...
Posted on: 2016-05-05 13:13:40 UTC

Where a pogo stick speared down from the heavens, the clown attached to it screaming in defiance as she fell like an exceptionally overweight thunderbolt. It smashed the table next to the pair, and the clown backflipped off the pogo stick and produced a couple of boards stuck together from somewhere in her capacious, eyeball-searing trousers. The braces bounced rather theatrically.

"Heya, buckos! Who wants to play with Wobbles The Clown?"

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