Subject: When you arrive at the refreshment table without incident...
Posted on: 2017-07-26 19:41:30 UTC notice a rather distinct lack of coffee.

Right. Cal hates the taste of coffee, and isn't exactly fond of the smell either.

There is also, however, a lack of tea. There's quite a bit of hot chocolate and chocolate milk, as well as some ice cream (which could become ice cream soup, which is sort of beverage-ish), lemonade, and apple juice. Alright then.

You could try to find the kitchen, since the owner of the house might be a little more coffee-inclined.