Subject: The Crimson Woman happened to be standing near Mister Turkey when the lights came back on.
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Posted on: 2017-07-25 11:06:47 UTC

"I knew someone was going to end up dead!" she exclaimed, pointing at the corpse. "Totally called it." She stared at the body for a moment, then grimaced. "Yeesh, Cal," she muttered, "did it have to be impaling?"