Subject: A newcomer entered the room.
Posted on: 2017-07-20 06:36:16 UTC

The newcomer was dressed in a sparkling blue suit that looked like the night sky, their tie a swirling pink and purple nebula. They wore a matching headscarf that covered their hair completely, and their mask was black and studded with tiny silver rhinestones, and revealed only their mouth. They were gripping a simple black and silver cane nervously.

They approached Mister Turkey and cleared their throat. "Hullo," they said. Their voice was low, but hoarse-sounding, like they were trying to make their voice sound deeper than it normally was. "No need to guess who you are, Larf."

((If the writing style wasn't enough of a whint, I don't know what would be!))