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Definitely the S'cream-of-Spinach Soup. Some rookies plundered a whole bunch of food from the "Kids Next Door" continuum. And Grandma Stuffum's food tends to be even more risky than ours. But the spinach looked surprisingly nice... That was my mistake.
On a plus side, on that day I learned to appreciate Glopsnerch.
The Soft Cushion has been quite devastating, but he's a determined one. I will have to step it up and bring out... the Comfy Chair.
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... Oh, hang it all, what good are the Narrative Laws if I can't get a dramatic music cue when I want one? Look, just push off before this stops being entertaining, or I really might hurt you.
Well, that rules out lots of places. Is that a cultural thing, or a personal thing? I gotta know this stuff. For my report. ∗grin∗
∗to Tom, with Snape-esque skepticism∗ Who are you?
(( Jenni has clearly taught her son the art of taking snark literally for fun and profit. ))
Because I'm not telling things of that caliber about my personal life.
And the nice award goes to participating to these Hunger Games things. Leading to being drafted for another session after of that thing, and if the DIA hadn't given me a warning about it, I'd still be searching the guys behind this to give them 'proper thanks'.
And as a runner up for the 'man up, that's part of the job' category... Missionning that Madoka trollfic. I didn't need pictures of middle schoolers doing this sort of things, I already have enough 'nice pictures' in my brain as it is. At least I can try to forget that one.
No, but if you asked my sister, she'd probably say otherwise!
Unfortunately, it seems like the CADs exploding is a direct result of Rule of Funny. Us techs have tried everything we can think of: fireproofing, redundant systems, you name it. You can take a flamethrower to a CAD and it'll be fine after, but put it near someone too OOC and... kaboom. You just learn to accept you'll be repairing the damn things for the rest of your career.
Questions are open to my perpetually potential agents, Larkus and Curff, who will totally eventually exist once I can be bothered to stop procrastinating and actually write a Permission piece, as well as a newcomer to my roster who I have yet to settle on a partner for.
Being dropped in the badfic mess without a brief and the fireworks at the DoSAT when we got back take the cake by far. I heard some Techies are still keeping a grudge.
But if you're thinking... before, then I'd say that was about one year after learning about magic. Back then, we'd figured out the worst of the accidental hexing was behind us, with knowing how to avoid the worst of it now. I had came back home for a family movie night after a... special lesson with my master, so I was already tense. The movie was... Madagascar 2, just a nice little thing my little sister could enjoy too for us to watch. I'm relaxing... Then our phone begins ringing. It's ridiculious, but that's so unexpected it got me jumping out of my armchair... Straight out of my circle. Bye Bye TV. And since by that point I'm also feeling this is my fault and getting pretty frustrated at the relapse... Living room electronics follow by the time I'm getting it under control. I was feeling real bad by the time it was over.
What thing have you done that you most regret?
What torture have you planned for the foul sorcerer? And why does he continue to return?
sinnin' around a fire 'n swappin' stories. Most people are hidin' two to a cave. 's lonely. Sure, there's the pub, but it's not the same, y'know?
Can you tell us about the worst time you blew up something electronic?
I'd very much enjoy it if it was free of snotty children asking intrusive questions. That seems like a good start.
What's the weirdest food you've ever been asked to prepare in the Cafeteria?
What would you want it to be like?
I'm asking 'cause I'm doing a report. For school.
No. ∗turns to walk away, but has an idea∗ ∗turns back smooth as silk, and speaks as such∗ ... You see, you've got it backwards. I'm not stuck in there with him. He's stuck in there with me. ∗gives his most maniacal, crooked, one-eyed grin, creepy face shadowing and all∗
(( The Multiverse Monitor is gonna have its best edition ever after this thread. {X D ))
I live at home with my mom. I go to school at the Nursery. I like it, because all my friends are there and usually classes are fun. You have to know a lot of stuff in the PPC. We do a lot of spelling and grammar and writing work, which gets pretty boring, but canon classes are great! Sometimes we even get to go on field trips to the OFUs. It's not exactly the real thing, but it's pretty cool. Other places are so big and bright and colorful, not like HQ at all. The first time, it was a little bit like that one book, The Giver, which has a movie that's not very good. We did a paper on it last year. Wanna know what I said?
(( Please don't ask, I've never seen the movie and I have no idea. This kinda got away from me. {X D ))
Is it true that spending hours alone with an evil wizard has warped your sense of morality? Sources have claimed that you now consider the slaughter of innocents acceptable. Do you have a response? How do you plan to cover up your plot to murder your partner and 17 innocent children in a convoluted grasp for power?
((I am egocentric and thought this would be funny. :-P ~Thoth))
A well structured diet contributes to bodily heath, it is true. I would additionally suggest a rigorous training regimen, the implantation of artificial organs, the use of drugs and hypnosis to aid in the use of such, and several centuries of combat. The Adeptus Astartes has proven this strategy to be effective, provided you are one of the few males eligible.
If you are female or otherwise ineligible, earning the favor of the Blood God is, of course, an alternative. However, this is not a path I would recommend.
How can I grow up to be as big and strong as you? Will eating my vegetables help?
Taking any question for Richard Legard and Marina Nicodelli.