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What do you dislike most about your partner?

I've never been to a swamp. Heard they smell awful. But if you really want to go, I've got some toys to test on your thick skull.

((Dagger unfazed. Film at 11.))

Me and my Gobber-original Gronckle Iron mace can take you and whatever nonsense you were grinding out for XP any time, any place.

(( Gall Fights Everyone, tonight at 9:00! ))

We'll just put that in our Very Special Non-General-Audiences Edition...

...Never took self-defense classes. And don't build weapons in their spare time.

I think I can handle a backwater primative like you.

Prepare to die, viking girl. :-P

((I'd suggest making this a real match, but I think setting up Dolphin Netplay might be a bit of a hassle. And I dunno if your machine can run Melee that way...))

As for ol' One-eye, his big schnoz was like that before I met him. You can quote me on that.

Smash, whenever the two turtledoves are off nesting. Bring snacks. I'll bring the booze.

(( I bet Gremlin has taught Gall a few games. Her top character is probably one of the huge ones like Bowser or DK on the logic that stronger is obviously better, duh, but I dunno. ))

My whole culture evolved around fighting giant lizards giant-er and scarier than you. Do you really wanna pick this fight? ∗grins, cracks knuckles∗

(( How quickly does Gall die if she tries the "scratch him behind the jaw" trick that immobilizes dragons in HtTYD? ∗g∗ ))

I have more of these, and spend my days using them. I have a breath weapon. I exercise regularly.

...What's the expression? Ah, yes: Come on if you think you're hard enough.

I take walks sometimes. And I have been practicing on the firing range. Not to great.

I also like beating people at competitions involving flashing lights in a box and violence. C'mon, what's your game? Smash? Street Fighter? Quake? Warcraft/StarCraft? Civ? FreeSpace? Mortal Kombat? Name your game and time. I'll take you.

And by "a little tied up," I mean I'm writing this from a mission where my clothing disguise involves something that looks a lot like a fishing net. Don't ask. Really--don't.

I can let you know when I'm back--rain check?

-Jacques

Has anybody done investigation into the turning-completeness of Rithmatics? I reckon Demon-infested chalk is easier to deal with than Demon-infested computers...

Did you enjoy providing "nose jobs"? Has Derik been on the receiving end?

((...I am a child. ~Thoth))

In my experience, it pays to look at what people do, not only what they say. Farilan is... difficult, that is true. She is very intelligent and very prideful, which is not always a harmonious combination. However, this masks a charming curiosity and even innocence, I would say. She seeks to learn more about this strange multiverse and the strange beings in it, but to one raised in a culture such as ours, with very rigid expectations and rules for every occasion, they can be surprising, alarming, even disturbing. I am her guide through this bewildering array of strangeness. Although I am strange myself, I hope that she feels she can always rely on me, for anything.

I have been assigned a department? Which one? I have just been trying to find the exit, but if this is some sort of scholastic institution and you are offering me a job I would be happy to accept.

Unless... Is this that... PEE was it? I did get hired by a place with a name like that recently.

And there are plenty of rumors flying around that the SO wanted you in his Department; can you comment on the secret feud between him and the Floating Hyacinth, please?

Firstly, it is Sir Cornell. Secondly, for what purpose would I do that? I can barely find the blasted office, much less give instructions to chalklings so that they get there. The way this place works, I have to sleep in the corridors most of the time. The indignity of it. Me, a scholar of rithmatics forced to sleep in the hallways like some vagabond. Humph.

Can you comment on the nature of your relationship with Farilan? What is it about her that attracts you to her? Because we here at the Monitor are at a loss. Inquiring minds want to know!

Is it true that you've been unleashing three-headed chalk golems in the Sunflower Official's office for the past month?

Questions open for one new agent. (That I have very little for.)

Adair Lauryn Cornell - Floater - Graduate of the Maineford Academy of Rithmatics

Ix and I are back from our honeymoon (well, I say honeymoon—it got upstaged by a mission to Middle-earth) and I did promise I'd hit you up after we got back. Still interested?

(Ix here. Just so you know, she does mean just cuddling and watching a movie for now.)

Do you do anything fun that doesn't involve sitting in one place and staring at flashing lights in a box for more hours than I can personally count?

(( To clarify, this is for Tom, though I suppose Talia and/or Dagger could take it, too. ))

"If one of them were to make advances towards me, that would be considered harassment. I would be well within my rights to use them as pincushions and/or target practice.

And for reference, so that you may cease this foul line of questioning, no, I am not capable of having children with a tree. If Dryads could do so, we would have no need to abduct those foolish enough to wander into the Wood when they have anything hanging between their legs."

... that you would sleep with them and make weird hybrid babies if they came on to you first? Who are you more attracted to, the Ironwood or the Sequoia?