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Hi! Waves! So I like your name, and I wanted to ask if you've met Talia Ornix, or Talia Nightsong-Black. If so, did you like them? If you did, do you want to start a band with them?

Because I think that would be superawesomewickedcool. Grins!

What is the most annoying thing about your partner? What's the best part about having her as a partner?

I don't think you understand, Mister Monitor, sir. Jack and I weren't ever dating—he's a canon character, that'd be weird.

Going from the real Jack Harkness to a replacement? Was the break-up with him that painful?

From RC #4845, it's Sarah Phinn and Talia! Talia's a blue-haired hedonist from Trekverse who definitely doesn't know anything about an underground genetic modification scene. Those gills were there when she got there. Sarah, meanwhile, has contracted a case of bursting-into-flames, because apparently she's a phoenix from a webcomic rather than the world-one human she thought she was. Please, no questions about creature fic.

This isn't some sort of trick to get me to confess why I love it, is it?

"I don't know what you heard, but my sister is not being groomed for agenthood. Not by any stretch of the imagination, though I'm sure you're willing to stretch it quite far."

"That is the exact opposite of what I said."

Or at least, it's not stuff I'm allowed to talk about until the next edition comes out. But I can ask you how you feel about the rumors that your sister's being groomed for agenthood by your evil twin, if it wasn't you yourself. Unless you think you're the evil twin--?

Is is true you've been taking advantage of a certain young Pokemon named Zeb?

"that you're conspiring with the DIA to run the PPC from the shadows?"

[scribbling intensifies]

"I'm not sure what spike you're talking about and I didn't call in any favors for the quake either. On to more pressing subjects: What are you talking about? I assume you mean Selena? When did she visit Rudi's? And what agent is now devoted to her? I'm asking because I really need to know."

Alexander, do those other reasons for being around Bad Slash have anything to do with the sudden spike in agents wandering around in a daze? And if you didn't pay anyone to set off that quake, did you maybe call in a favor or five to have it done and set up alibis? And is it true that you brought your little sister, Selene, to Rudi's to give her a head start on becoming an agent like her big brother? Did she really come away with the heart of another agent devoted to her?

"Nope. Though we were debating running an operation with the DIA called the Weedening II, Return of the Weed, but..."

"Actually, forget I said any of that. We have no plans about taking over the PPC at all. Too much paperwork."

"Personally, I am quite fond of my own tree - an oak, if you cared to know - and he is quite fond of me. If I was forced to choose another, though... hmm... perhaps the olive tree? They are productive and full of meaning. Though the olive-bound Dryads I have had the dubious pleasure of meeting have all tended to be rather... ah... interesting to deal with."

I believe you. Totally.

∗beat∗

Ahahahaha! Oh man... haha... I was so bluffing before, because a Skyrim Dragonborn would kill me without breaking a sweat, but I can totally kick your ass. Loki loves me today. Ahaha... help, I'm crying, it's too funny. XD

(( There, back in the saddle. {= ) ))

If you could choose any other kind of tree for you to be tied to, what would it be?

What, you expected more than that?

Fine.

I tried to stop another slave from escaping. Got too close when the implant in his chest was detonated. Lost my arm and my eye for bothering to try to save his life.

Dumbass.

You happy now?

I am dating a Jack replacement at the moment, though—Jacques Bonnefoy. We bake pies and dance around the kitchen together, and he's been teaching me how to sing, and I tell him stories about Pokémon battles. He's been wonderful. <3

So, uh, what happened to your arm?

"I thought you were allying with a secret department called the DIO to replace the Flowers with clones and wipe everyone's memory! What's this about demonic badgers?"

Is it true than you have been smuggling Jack Harkness inside HQ for dates and cosplaying around?