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"STU-PE-FY!" said Omicron, and nailed an Ypur with a stun blast. The Ypur photo-negatived and collapsed, out like a light.

Tawaki and Dustin were on their way to the mail room when they ran across four Ypurs. Tawaki cursed in Romulan and sent a message to the DIA.
"Here we go again," sighed Dustin.

Tawaki drew his DL-44, set to stun. Dustin pulled out a pencil-sized device called a Sonic Smiter, recently confiscated from a Forgotten Realms/Doctor Who crossover that shipped Drizzt with Rose. Dustin pointed it at an Ypur and activated it. There came a noise not unlike Sue-squealing, and an Ypur went down. A blast of expanding blue rings from Tawaki's blaster and another went down. K-9 took the other two down.

Muttering as he stalked down the hallways, his trusty Keyblade, adorned with even more trustworthy sausages, Agent Lunac shot glares at his partner, one Agent Liadan.

"I can't believe you left the cafeteria door open!" He growled, mostly to himself. "The Ypurs are out AGAIN, and now we have to catch them. You realise the SO is gonna chew our asses out about this, right?"

Giving her partner a seemingly innocent look, one that happened to show every single one of her teeth, Liadan raised an eyebrow. "Is it my fault that the Ypurs can break through magic? I put my bes tlocking charm on there." TO illustrate this, her wand, ten inches of willow, with a Mermaid scale, sparked threateningly.

Ignoring Liadan as his eyes caught movement, Lunac reached for one of the six red and white orbs located on his belt. His fingers trailed along until they reached the orb second form the end. Clicking a small button on it, making it enlarge to its usual size, Lunac threw the Pokeball. "Go Apollo!"
From within the sphere, a brst of red energy rocketed out, forming into a creature that was an odd mix between a Kangaroo and a Sheep. THe Ampharos bleated, looking at the Ypur in front of it. Having had plenty of experience with these creatures for the past month, and having more brains than most Sue Authors gave a Pokemon credit for, Apollo raised its paws and released a wave of yellow energy towards the Ypur. The Thunder Wave impacted directly, paralyzing the ram-like creature and making it fall to the ground. Giving his Pokemon a tuhmbs up, Lunac ran past Apollo, pulling out two small black devices and switched them on. Lowering a hand until it lay on the Ypur's broad back, Lunac stretched out with the psychic powers lent to him by the machines and teleported the Ypur back to the cafeteria.

"One down, fifty-nine to go." Lunac murmured to himself.

I thought it had gone for good this time...

I think we can safely say we are not going to run out of spam for a very long time.

And at least we have this established refuge now, thanks to the quick thinking of the oldbies last time.

ponders Maybe it was just waiting for us to let down our guard and return, then it could attempt to stampede us to death.

Hah. Well, we're tougher than that, right, guys and gals? takes out a big PPC flag and waves it Forward the Buffs!

Can;t it catch a virus or something?

Jackass spambot.

kicks something Oh, well. At least we can fix it this time...

I sounded pretty snobbish, particularly about the money thing. Sorry; didn't mean to. Just meant that, being short on time, I'm not much inclined to take extra projects that don't pay. I didn't mean I'd actually charge my friends.

Um, it's here.

[Goes to prod the Wiki]

hS

I can't seem to find a link to the other forum in question, here or on the wiki. Mind providing a link for newbs?

Longer version: yes, leaving this one open for big RPs and the like.

hS

That didn't work-ask your friend to try sending it to tempestguard@hotmail.com instead.

Trashymail is the usual dummy email address I use online, so I won't get spambots hunting my primary address, and it works for most things, but it seems it won't let me reply or grab the attachment, if any. Fortunately, I have a couple more that I hardly ever use, so the spambots can swarm them to their hearts' content.

I see that the original Board is becoming quite active...have we officially returned there?

I don;t know. care to explain it?

Much appreciated. First the Engrish.com link, and now this. I could almost forget about my day job.

Agents Mara and Isaiah salute

and misread your question. headdesks again

And what they say about Yuuko for that matter. And, you know... eyes.