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shoves Miss Angel aside Next Friday. That should be fine.

Since the Divine Comedy is technically RPF (Virgil, anyone?) and a self-insert, one could count it as fanfic and therefore make a case for recruiting the Divine Comedy version of Dante.

Technically, he's a major canon character and a major Real World author, even if the canon is mercifully ignored by almost all of the Pit. I mean - would you conscript Tolkien to the PPC cause by travelling back in time and kidnapping him?

I don't mean to piss on your parade, in a manner of speaking in mixed metaphors, but it seems a little dubious.

That one was atrocious.

If it was a troll, then I say that trolls have odd taste. If they're posting to see just how many flames they can get, then I think they ought to be in the loony bin.
(and that's saying a lot.)

That smells like an intentional mockery of badfic, not serious badfic itself-many, if not most, of the badfics I've seen sporked do at least try to be well-written, even if most of them still suffer from horrible grammar problems and whatnot. All of the linked fics are so over-the-top horrible that I think they can't be anything but intentional.

when do you want it in by?

10) Adult men and women of varying stages of maturity are suddenly all behaving like twelve-year-old girls.

11) Couples prefer to hide away and angst to a ludicrous degree over every tiny little problem in the relationship rather than simply talking to each other.

12) Two characters insist that they are in love, but they never actually A) demonstrate why they love each other, B) say anything to each other that doesn't relate to how in love they supposedly are, C) do anything together other than make out and/or screw.

Maybe one that can coexist with Canon so the Misses won't suspect anything at first...
twitch

MiddleEarth's Last Hope
TWELVE members of the Fellowship, Two of which are her Cute Animal Friends, mysterious powers, Chauvinist!Boromir, and of course...Mary Sue with a tragic past and a hidden talent. Go figure.
Anyone want her for target practice?

But feel free to use the ideas.

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Melba

And Here:

http://www.freewebs.com/fanfic_land/Story46.htm

I'm actually planning to do a story about that pairing on the next badfic game, right after I make a fic about Melba's uncanonical last stand.

So, I and a friend were browsing The Pit today to see whether anyone had already done an idea for a certain premise, and we found this:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4512298/1/White_Houses

Pride and Prejudice songfic, complete with abuse of the past participle and modern transport!

Anyone want to claim it?

6.) It's labeled AU, but the changes to Canon are not consistent with each other.
7.) The scenario is just improbable.
8.) If only the names of the charachters are used, and nothing else in the setting(This can be forgiven if the fic's good on all other counts, you change the names, and relabel this as an original fic).
9.) It's being used to press a political agenda(this counts for both sides of the fence!).

OA~! You're going to give people ideas! Miss Angel and Miss Cass have enough on their plates without lusters. Especially seeing as the only fanboy in the OFU so far is technically both genders. Sueified Misses...

ponders Emma's endearing? I'll make sure not to tell her that.

gives in and squees Thankyouthankyouthankyou! I'm really thrilled that people enjoy this, and I'm sure OA is too.

A cat o'nine tails, if my author's memory serves me correctly, is a whip with nine strands instead of one.

History teachers can be so fond of old methods of torture.

They do well for torture/education ideas.

Apparently if you clicked your clicky pen or twirled it around your fingers too often in my history teacher's sight he will bite off your fingers one by one.

There was another incident where he nailed a student's thumb to the desk with a hammer. (I'm more inclined to think sledgehammer)

He also wanted to string students up from the ceiling and then whip them with a cat o'nein tails or whatever that was.

...'tis a pity that I can't take them on missions. Ah well. Thanks for the offer!

The only Miss (or Mister)/Student romance I can stomach is AW/Miss Cam. And that's pretty much it.

O_o

Want to borrow a flamethrower?

Not happy for just going after canons, they manage to snag a Miss... Dun dun da...

Well. I dunno why it did that. Or why I didn't notice. But I meant to add to that, I'm quite impressed with how far you've gotten. I like the writing, the main character is endearing in a strange way, and my fanbrat finally got her food. Love.