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I'm sure the staff will think up some ways to get those essays in.

Speaking of which, thank you for the torture education ideas. Some of them are not OFU-sanctioned- hanging and shooting, for example- but I think Miss Angel and the others will just love these. My job's more along the lines of supervising the chaos than contributing to it. Well, openly, anyway.

After all, it be, it be a glorious thing to be a Pirate King.

(It be!)

Speaking of which, I see gold!

Grabs all the gold teeth

Gets satellite recon imagery

I see a big cleft in the ice up ahead. If I remember the movie right we'll be hitting fog soon, followed by a gigantic waterfall...

Momentarily dives into home continuum to grab an antigravity pack

The Profile of Tara Wannabe
...
Because either she is Tara, or she is Tara's mindless minion. Or she just wants to emulate Tara. Whatever it is, I'm claiming the LotR Mary Sue, and the Departments of Bad Slash and Bad Het might want to look in on the Narnia one.

1) There is a very perfect character who you do not recgonize from the Canon.
2) There is a blantant disregard for good English. (and the author is a native speaker or at least fluent enough to write a story)
3) The Canon characters are doing things they normally wouldn't do. (I mean...Caspian putting on makeup? Gimme a break!)
4) The Canon characters are saying things they normally wouldn't say. ("omfg lyke totally babe u lite mi fiah" sez kaspyun. What in the name of Aslan?!)
5) There are often references to pop culture in a world set before the personal computer was invented.

And you guys can take it on from there.

of MArty Stues that Look like me.
curled up in a ball, trying to hide from them.

So, Kit, wot's at World's End fer you, then? "The worst fate a person can bring upon 'isself", as Tia Dalma said.

Think we need to make a guide to badfic, at least for the new PPCers? a sort of manual? Maybe we can do it in the style of things I will neer do at the PPC? List style?

offers a selection of gold teeth Ye'll be needin' some way ta carry yer treasure 'round wit' ya!

Who's Melba?
And I shall list out some pairings...
[u]OFUM[/u]
Miss Cam/Meir Brin
Miss Cam/Dark One Shadowphyre
Miss Cam/Thundera Tiger
Miss Cam/Lina Holling
Miss Cam/Miss Dwimordene
[u]HFA[/u]
Meir Brin/Polaris
Meir Brin/Aria
[u]OFU Cats[/u]
Miss Minnaloushe/Ekwy
[u]Official PhanPhiction Academy[/u]
Mlle. Mirielle/Mlle. Alaina
[u]PPC[/u]
Dafydd Illian/anyone other than Constance
Suicide/Anyone of the same gender
Vemi/Selene Windflower
Jay/Acacia
Plants/non-Plants (I believe Jay/SO has been done before. XP)
Zaneth/anyone not an Illithid
Luxury/Maeluiwen (although it would be very plausible...)
Eledhwen/Christianne

She won't be doing those essays, of course, because she thinks she's above doing essays as the Lady of...whatchamacallit.

Here's some torture ideas!
1) If you don't do homework you are waken up in the middle of the night for a torture session in the gym (or that place with the pillars).
2) Sharpen a yardstick. Throw it at a student.
3) Shoot students for not turning in their homework.
4) Screw a student's thumb to the table for fun.
5) Hang students for fun.
6) If a student with long hair is playing with it, cut the hair, slam it on the desk or table, and yell, "Play with THAT instead!"
7) Throw staplers at students
8) Swing arms around to purposely smack students sitting in the first row.

These are all rumors spread regarding my history teacher. Har har.

I's not sure if it is bein' the right one tho'. My readin' ain't so good.

Anyone got the map thing so we can reach World's End, then?

I remember 'earin' that Anne Bonny an' Mary Read, the famous pirate ladies, went into battle wid no shirts on, but I'll be damned if I'm followin' their lead in that area. Sorry, me lubbers.

(I do gots the 'eadscarves in real life, though.)

Bloody buggerin' **** **** **** ... no, that's less Talk Like A Pirate Day than Swear Like A Sailor Day, ain't it?

Arr, best be fetchin' 'im. sails off

Guess it was alcoholic rum, then.

Explodes in a shower of sparkles as the bleeprin and alcohol mix and explode.*

... Maybe.

Are ye trying to kill yer own crewmate, swabbie?