Subject: Yay! My fanbrat was mentioned!
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Posted on: 2008-09-19 23:40:00 UTC

She won't be doing those essays, of course, because she thinks she's above doing essays as the Lady of...whatchamacallit.

Here's some torture ideas!
1) If you don't do homework you are waken up in the middle of the night for a torture session in the gym (or that place with the pillars).
2) Sharpen a yardstick. Throw it at a student.
3) Shoot students for not turning in their homework.
4) Screw a student's thumb to the table for fun.
5) Hang students for fun.
6) If a student with long hair is playing with it, cut the hair, slam it on the desk or table, and yell, "Play with THAT instead!"
7) Throw staplers at students
8) Swing arms around to purposely smack students sitting in the first row.

These are all rumors spread regarding my history teacher. Har har.

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