Subject: I mean, I wouldn't call it sordid per se...
Posted on: 2019-06-02 17:24:31 UTC
He was cute, and aggressively nonthreatening. Thus, friendship.
Ferrux, you were wearing a flannel bathrobe and actually looked human.
[Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a dragon-sized shower?]
...Do dragons who are threatening care about showers?
[...Point taken. Counterpoint: you are way too cute to be effective at your job]
I am not!
[Yes he is. I woke up this morning and he was curled up on top of me with his arms around my neck. And then he kissed me on the snout.]
...You're no fun anymore.
[You certainly didn't think that last night...]