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Though he has little time for that. He runs back over to the armory, hoping to find some good, well made clothing, or perhaps a better, yet still small, weapon.

Virro: (7) You manage to pick the tea up, pour a cup for Uriel and give it to him. Making sure he is comfortable and able to drink the tea, you go to check on your Orc bodyguard.

Evard: You don't move, remaining in a good position to flank anything coming through the doorway, your nose starts to twitch at the cheesy smell coming from below however.

Uriel: (7) You manage to drink the cup of tea Virro gave you, (6) You feel slightly better and slightly more rejuvenated but that is it. Unfortunately there is no tea left in the pot. Lost item Tea.

Keegra: (10) You manage to shut the door successfully and are able to find the perfect brace position to hold to make sure you won't let the door open, no matter what. You are so successful you manage to remember this position for the future. Gained Brace (+1 Cir when holding a door open or shut and when being pushing).

Xiv'riit: (9 - 2inj = 7) You are successfully able to heal yourself of your injuries.

Kali: You don't move from your position, fortunately on the right side of the doorway.

Yeleni: Still in shock you don't move a muscle.

Orc Bodyguard: (4) You search for a suitable weapon, but don't actually pick one up.

Orc 2: (12) The second Orc charges the now shut door. Unfortunately for it, despite it's fantastic charge, Keegra manages to hold the door shut, her perfect braced position helping her. Even more unfortunately for the Orc, during it's charge it smashed its head into the door, buckling the wood on the other side. This gives it a really bad concussion (-4 Inj, 2 turns remaining)

Room 4: (3) The bashing against the door still continues, pounding like a drum.

Characters:

Virro: Weapons - Shortbow(+2) Quiver(38 Arrows), Armour - , Other - (+1 Cir when guarding a door or doorway), Orc Bodyguard (You control what your Orc Bodyguard does each round), Health 26/26

Evard: Weapons - Dagger(+2), Dagger(+1), Armour - Studded Leather Armour(+4, Invisibility), Other - Invisibility (Can turn invisible for one round (counts as a passive action), Cannot be noticed or attacked by enemies whilst invisible, +1 Circumstance when attacking whilst invisible. Invisibility can be activated once every 4 Rounds (Rounds Remaining 1)). Health 23/23

Uriel: Weapons - Mace(+1), Armour - , Other - , Health 29/29

Keegra: Weapons - , Armour - , Other - Ring of Thur ('Rub thrice and drop it' and a mysterious stranger may arrive to help you for a turn, One use only), Health 18/22

Xiv'riit: Weapons – Spork(+3), Longsword(+1) Armour - , Other - , Ring of Thur ('Rub thrice and drop it' and a mysterious stranger may arrive to help you for a turn, One use only), Health 20/28

Kali: Weapons - Deer Shot(+3, Deer Fling), Armour - Leather Armour(+1), Other - Deer Fling (Once per room, you may fling a Deer instead of a stone at an enemy. This does +1D8 damage, and the difference between the offence and defence scores (either way) is taken as damage by the Deer. If it survives this it stays around as a permanent companion following your orders), Health 12/12

Yeleni: Weapons - Quarterstaff(+2), Armour - , Other - , Health 26/26

Orc Bodyguard: Weapons - , Armour - Studded Leather Armour(+3), Other- , Health 13/26

Orc 2: Weapons - Mace(+1), Armour - Leather Armour (Light +2), Other- Concussion (-4Inj 2 turns remaining), Health 16/16

Well, I like to make this neat Pecha and Oran combination! It's really sweet and the berries just kind of melt in your mouth. Combine it with a light, flaky crust, and a little bit of Qualot berry to add some zing... mmmm.

For Laura: What is it about the Mass Effect series that made you fall in love with it? I hear about it every now and then and it seems like it'd be fun (assuming my seven-year-old laptop could handle it), and IIRC you said if it were a person you'd want to bear its kids at one point...

For Danny: Do you ever miss being a field agent? Have you stayed in touch with Laura or Xericka (sp?) since your transfer?

((Gonna take this round to heal myself, while we've got the door blocked.))

On a scale of 1-10, I'd put the protein packs we had at about three. Everything in there was artificial, and you could taste the degradable tin. The bread squares weren't too bad, though. They were a right sight better than the rocks they serve in the cafeteria here, anyway.

And I could make an excellent stew from the firliggs on Tamara, before the absence of a sun killed what little was living there in the first place. Kept the meat cold, though.

"If it does not trouble you unduly, could you return that longsword to my bodyguard?"

I mean, sure, the ficcubus we had to deal with later on in that mission was bad, but was she bad enough to warrant the Fates giving us a heads-up? I dunno.

But I can't really focus on that too much, you know? Freaking out about the little things is my partner's job. Whatever the Fates' string meant, I'll face it when it happens.

Back in May, you encountered the Fates on a mission into PJO, and one cut a string of yarn while looking at you. Do you still worry about that sometimes?

Mike, can I use that one that was really fun?

Michael: Yes, I believe that it shall not be too inappropriate.

Apecian: Great! The answer is... Incubus kiss! A succubus tried it too, but what can I say? He was hotter. ;) You'd think somebody trying to suck your soul out would hurt, but when you've got as much Galinergy* as I do, it's really not bad. Kind of fun, actually, and besides, the kisses aren't supposed to hurt, otherwise you'd fight it. But that's kind of a gimme, isn't it? Alright... hmm... Well, drowning and suffocating suck, so don't try those, really. Mmm... getting stabbed really hurts, and forget hitting the ground at terminal velocity. It hurts, it gets everywhere, and sometimes it annoys sentient flowers by getting your intestines on their hats. I'd say... mmm... sometimes, when I get shot, it's so fast I don't even feel it, so that's not bad, and once, I got poisoned with something that was basically the same way. Mmm... yeah, gonna have to go with getting shot, but they've got to really know what they're doing and hit you just right for that.

*Energy added to his Philosopher's Stone by consuming what Sues have in place of actual souls, pronounced Glinergy.

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the quality of Gallifreyan army rations? If you only had the Nutri-pills, did you ever scavenge something out in the wild? How was your cooking?

Why are you the best PPC agent ever?

Ever used a Storage Device? I heard it's like strapping yourself to a Saturn V in terms of raw magic output.

Perhaps my daughter would be up for such things— she's always so eager to help the Paladins take down the Sues, Arceus bless her heart.

My mane is greying and I need glasses to see anything these days. See, if this were 2020 or even 2016 I'd be ready to fight as a solo challenger in order to build up some experience and evolve. But these days? As an old Zoroark... I don't need more violence in my life anymore. I'm quite happy with organizing my archive and writing my book.

You've experienced a lot of deaths. What's your favorite way so far?

Do you happen to know how HQ reacts to extradimensional spaces? My partner seems to think I'm going to blow up the RC with my experiments, so I'm considering moving my lab to a small pocket dimension. It's no bigger than the RC, really, but I would like to know beforehand if it's going to cause a dimensional rift or simply explode in my face.

Finally, they split up. Virro goes to bring Uriel some tea, and says, "Thank you for helping Xiv'riit. It was a truly selfless act." Meanwhile, the Orc rummages through the weapons racks, trying to find a weapon to replace the one that was taken from him.

((Also, a skill has been decided upon! Tough Skin, activate!))

She closed it and held it shut, silently cursing the hole she'd knocked into it with her head.

[Action: Keegra does her best to keep the door shut.]

Muttering softly, Xiv'riit attempted to heal itself. "Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao," it muttered, wishing for some mung beans.

Virro: (8) Looking around on the weapon racks, you see a nicely crafted shortbow, picking it up you also select a quiver from another rack nearby that contains 38 arrows. Confident with your new weapon you turn your attention back to the rest of the room. Gained Shortbow(+2), Quiver(38 arrows).

Evard: ()

Uriel: (11 +1Cir = 12) Kneeling down, you inspect your fellow Shardmind's wounds, studying them you think you know how to heal them, and so without hesitating you do. However the strain upon both you and Xiv'riit is great, and leaves you both tired and exhausted. Xiv'riit gains 10 Health, Xiv'riit gains Tired (-2 Inj, 2 turns remaining, counts from next turn onwards), Uriel gains Exhausted (Can't do anything next turn)

Keegra: (7) Standing down you strain your hearing as you listen out for any more Orcs. You think you hear the sound of another Orc moving about in the room at the end of the corridor, but you're not sure if that Orc is the only one or if there are more around. As you try to listen closer, the door halfway down the corridor seems to shake with repeated thuds as if something is trying to shove the door open.

Xiv'riit: (3) Still tired from your battering, and noticing Uriel heading over to try and help you, you stay where you are, although you do succeed in picking up the Orc's longsword. Gained Longsword(+1)

Kali: (9) Skipping past the Orc you position yourself in the doorway leading to the corridor, with your keen Halfling senses you notice movement in the room that the Orc came from, and can only sense a single Orc remaining in that room.

Yeleni: Still in shock you don't move a muscle.

Orc Bodyguard: You stand stock still, not knowing quite what the person who hired you was on about, you responded with a series of grunts and groans, but seeing as he hasn't asked you to do anything yet, you assume what you're doing is good enough.

Room 2: (7) A single entity makes itself known at the entrance to the Eastern room, a second Orc. Seeing it's fellow Orc standing there and not fighting the adventurers it is not sure what to do and so continues to stand in the doorway

Room 4: (6) There is a muffled moan as the door to the room halfway down the corridor once again goes thud as something hits it from the other side.

Characters:

Virro: Weapons - Shortbow(+2) Quiver(38 Arrows), Armour - , Other - (+1 Cir when guarding a door or doorway), Orc Bodyguard (You control what your Orc Bodyguard does each round), Health 26/26

Evard: Weapons - Dagger(+2), Dagger(+1), Armour - Studded Leather Armour(+4, Invisibility), Other - Invisibility (Can turn invisible for one round (counts as a passive action), Cannot be noticed or attacked by enemies whilst invisible, +1 Circumstance when attacking whilst invisible. Invisibility can be activated once every 4 Rounds (Rounds Remaining 4)). Health 23/23

Uriel: Weapons - Mace(+1), Armour - , Other - Tea, Exhausted (Can't do anything next turn), Health 29/29

Keegra: Weapons - , Armour - , Other - Ring of Thur ('Rub thrice and drop it' and a mysterious stranger may arrive to help you for a turn, One use only), Health 18/22

Xiv'riit: Weapons – Spork(+3), Longsword(+1) Armour - , Other - Tired (-2 Inj, 2 turns remaining, counts from next turn onwards), Ring of Thur ('Rub thrice and drop it' and a mysterious stranger may arrive to help you for a turn, One use only), Health 20/28

Kali: Weapons - Deer Shot(+3, Deer Fling), Armour - Leather Armour(+1), Other - Deer Fling (Once per room, you may fling a Deer instead of a stone at an enemy. This does +1D8 damage, and the difference between the offence and defence scores (either way) is taken as damage by the Deer. If it survives this it stays around as a permanent companion following your orders), Health 12/12

Yeleni: Weapons - Quarterstaff(+2), Armour - , Other - , Health 26/26

Orc Bodyguard: Weapons - , Armour - Studded Leather Armour(+3), Other- , Health 13/26

Kali held up the Deer Shot, grinning maniacally. She spun towards the marauding Orc, readying a shot. "HAVE AT THEE THOU REEKING--um, are we are not attacking him?" Disappointed, Kali lowered her sling. "Oh. Well, then. To the next room, I suppose!" With a nauseating--due to the way it wafted up the scent of her feet--skip in her step, Kali went to the Eastern door, standing behind and slightly to the side of the Orc Bodyguard, ready to shoot down the hall when the chance came.

[Kali positions herself behind the Orc.]

((Deer Shot. It's perfect. That is all.

-Alleb))