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awful timing. I blew in in the middle of your spam crisis, looking around at places I used to lurk such a long time ago.

But hooray! All is not lost, and you have a delicious new refuge!

Badficcer
Dear 'fan'

Although I admire your creativity, I would prefer it if you could act out your twisted fetishes with your own characters. There is a reason the book does not correspond to your ideas.

Thanks,
[author's name]

PPCer
Dear [PPCer's name]

I applaud your efforts. Carry on; I have no mind to stop you.

Thanks,
[author's name]

To the badficcers:

Dear fanbrats,

Flattered though I am that you wished to explore and expand on the world I created, I would prefer that you do it somewhere where neither I not anyone else has to be exposed to it.

Remove it, please, before my books curl up and cry.

To the PPC

Please would you kill this as soon as possible? Preferably yesterday?

Many thanks.

after checking my options, that everyone is seeing their default/chosen browser colours. There's an option on Firefox to choose page background, link and text colours and a tick box to 'allow pages to choose colours, instead of my selection above'. I have the box checked yet I am still seeing the colours I chose.

(does the above make sense to anyone? I'm not a tech person, so I wouldn't know)

grey background, khaki unvisited links, dark red visited links and green text.

Could just be me though.

Dude, how do you survive? When I went there for the first and only time, I was nearly blinded. Your eyes must be a helluva lot stronger than mine. :P

Then again, I may be jumping to conclusions. Just 'cuz you're an expert on 4chan memes, doesn't mean you watch it. I appear to be an expert on a load of stuff because I memorise Wikipedia periodically. :D

Dear Badficcers: While I'm glad you know about my books, I have to wonder if you've read them -and, if so, how recently. I suggest that you set aside all current conceptions of the characters and read the books again with an open mind. This may help you to write something that bears a resemblance to the original, as opposed to something that is similar to it only in the names of the characters.

Dear PPCers: Glad to have you aboard. Sally forth with my blessing. If you want the Canons to help, drop me a line.

To the badfic writers:

I will find you. No, seriously, I will find you. I can do that. Take it down.

To the PPC:

Can...can I join you?

...fangirls is a plague?

After JUST having played Earthbound where there's a cult painting everything blue, the blue text is kinda funny.

I like the new board, though. Maybe now I'll get around to posting more.

Dearest fangirls and fanboys,

I owe you a debt of gratitude. While I'm surprised you have the cranial wherewithal to read my books, let alone write fanfiction about them, I am very happy that you have. Regardless of what you pounded out on your keyboard while you were watching TV, you have made me a very wealthy woman. I will spend the money you used on my books to promote better literacy and reading comprehension in the public schools, so your like does not surface again.

In addition, your fanfiction is so miserably inept that my writing looks infinitely better the more you try to mangle it. Anyone who didn't like my books the first time around will now think I'm Voltaire in comparison to your literary excretions.

However, I cannot allow my canon to go unprotected. Please be patient while your fic is exterminated. Thanks you.

PPCers,

Have at it.

:P Weird.

She shall be called Wilma, because that name attached itself to her. huggles

It shall be called Alto and will think it can fly.

Oh, come on! How can a spambot pretending to be an eleven year-old boy with a candy fetish NOT be funny? ;)

But.. Nah, that's about it. I'm not overly knowledgable with music, so I don't really have anything against that piece.

the C minor piano concerto be awesome... Better than the G major, IMHO, but not up to the standard of either the violin or Emperor concerti.

/music geekery

To the badficcer

Dear sir, madam, or more likely, genderless beast from the depths of some swamp or other,

I am very glad people think my books are good enough that they wish to write more. However, I am not glad to find that you are the one who chose to write more. Have you considered taking up a career in chopping off your own hands to prevent yourself butchering any more books with your presumably drug-inspired drivel? You should really try it out.

To the PPCer

Aha! So now I know who all those people in black running around Malij were.

hS

the PPC orchestra that makes it bad, rather than the actual music.

(Ansela volunteers her bagpipes, if they would add to the effect.)

Quit mangling my canon already. I feel like I'm on a goddamn spit-roast on high speed. Any more of this and I'll send a posthumous message to my lawyers to sue your asses off.

To the canon-purists: yes, I did put that character in the timeline awry to mess with you. I like seeing your theories for it, especially the one about the amnesiac schizophrenic.

Regards,

Me

Why is the Third Concerto so very bad?