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To the Badficcer

Back off bitch. Mine.

To the PPC:

Duuuuuude! Thanks a bundle! Have a free copy of my books.

- Trojie, not very imaginative tonight

Repeatedly, if need be.

Also, so far the bot seems to have only been set at attacking the main Board.

And They come here to spam?
What do we do then?
Fichunter, resident expert on trolls and 4chan memes.

A strange bizarre alternate reality where the PPC Board is blue! And not swamped by spam!

We've been stressing from our little Stampede, so how's about a game?

Imagine you're an author of J.K Rowling / J.R.R Tolkein calibre. You've written a series that's rocked the world, and for all purproses, it's your baby.
THen, shock horror, you look online one day, and find fanfic. And not just any badfic, LEGENDARY Badfic, with your stories as the setting.
And, through some odd twist of fate, you also find a PPC'd version of the story.

Now, compose a letter, or a paragraph, of what you would say to the author of the Badfic, or the author of the PPC fic.

Just **** off, will you?!

The links... they're blue. I feel like I've wandered into an AU by accident.

I mean, what's the point? If someone's upset at being PPCd, you'd think their first reaction would be an angry rant, and THEN spamming when they realise we aren't going to be hurt by it. But there hasn't been anyone.

It's not as though we're going to be urged into an apology; the only result is that we might move elsewhere (ie, here). So what?

Unless they're doing it just for kicks, of course. Can't understand that sort of person... sigh

But I'm suspicious, too.

Didn't someone volunteer to make a list of them like the Mini-Balrogs at OFUM?

I still can't get over the first message...

"hi guys i am young boy like you i have free candy and yummies at my house pls come and get free candy like haloooweenie and you wil be very happy go to red van by house with scratching FREE CANDY and eat candy and have yummy yummy feeling then sleep at my house and lets HAVE FUNNY FUN and CANDY pls come i am young boy lonely 11 male lonely"

I laughed uncontrollably for a few minutes. SO, so funny.

And there's something up with the names it's giving, too suspicious stare

I think you may be right, though. sigh

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

It's a theory. If we are, I wish a frostbite for their evil little fingers, Legendary Badfic for their mind and a plague of fangirls.
I vote we also send a copy of Beethoven's Third Concerto, PPC edition.

...his name is Frederick, and there is plenty of spambot sausage for him to nom on. XD

Hope you don't mind. DX

So it's decidedly malicious.

it could be the same source - don't know.

Bleh. head-desk

Seriously...too many spambots and not enough egg whisks. I wish they'd just leave us alone, as pathetic as that sounds.

Voting for a permanent move here, if it can't be stopped.

...ing spamwraiths. Srsly.

-Trojie the Exasperated

... okay, it doesn't look very different. But the ability for security guards (cheers on that title, by the way) to block bad IPs is, I think, the best combination we could ask for in terms of keeping things the same and not being so open to attack.

I'm quite happy for a permanent switch - just so long as we don't end up using both interchangeably, because that will just drive us all mad. One or the other. I'd favour this one simply for the password guards.