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Landburm and I wouyld like to claim this fic for immediate killing:

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=hiirowing&keyword=FF+-+Novel+%28SasuNaru%29&filter=all

THis is really really bad, and OOC.

Don;t worry, we plan on taking it out ASAP, or when we can. It is bad. Drake and Naomi will be the main people for this fic, while STormsong and SKyfire are along for emotional support and exorcism. Namely, along to keep DRake in check, and to keep Naomi sane.

Kitten boy pet thingies in NARuto? Just NO!!!

Would Stu meat do as well?

Since well, DRake migth have a left over, well, Kitten boy thingie left over. Let's jstu say very high in cuteness.

Mini-Aragogs:
Heromoine

Mini-Balrogs:
Ewoyn, Ithillien

Mini-Dragons:
Locy, Telemarine, Telamrine, Car Parvel

Annnnnnd...Mini-Agent Trojue!

Yeah, from your description it sounds Legendary Badfic material. That's just...ugh. I hate it when people are so narrow-minded.

The spambot's posts have been deleted again. So, do we stay here or go back?

and really, I've just realised that most of the (non-badfic) links were humour ones, anyway. So my comment above was entirely pointless. facepalm

If they're being used as projectiles, as I read somewhere above, that's a whole other story. Cameo might try to give chase with shiny pointies, but Nume should be able to stop her, being much the larger of the two and having lots of practice.

Jenni would probably still say thank you, even if it was thrown at her head. 'Course, there would be irony to it.

~Neshomeh

Thanks for the flowers. THey work ever so well when stuffed up of the Canon Character's noses...

And what's so bad about Pokemon being older than Digimon? Oddly, I was one of the people who knew that, only because I actually watched both shows when they first came out. In fact, I have a handy-dandy little crossover of my own that deals with these two continuums, as well as others.

Ever read the Legendary Pokemon goodfics, by any chance? 'Wings of Council' by Topaz Soarhire' is my favourite.

After the spambot attack that kind of annoyed everyone, we could do with regaining our usual good humour.

Plus what Artic said. :)

It's regular text. Anyway, it is legendary, but not really as offensive as most entries on that sordid list. It's more offensive for its hateful themes than for openly disgusting content. I'll write out the fair warnings for the really offensive parts in PG-rated descriptions:

1) There's a racist undertone throughout all three of them against African Americans. The basis for the plot is that David "Davey Crockett" Kintobor lost his arm in a racial riot. It generally portrays African Americans as mindless monsters compared to the Mighty Whitey of Davey. At least it's mercifully limited to backstory after The Piasa Bird.

2) More offensive are the homophobic overtones in the last few chapters of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune. Every single offensive slur directed against homosexuals that one can think of gets used as Davey kills an openly homosexual Sailor Moon villain in graphic detail. Afterwards, Davey gives a speech on the evils of homosexuality and how it ruined his live to be unfairly associated with it in high school. The Sailor Senshi than weep after it, completely agreeing with the incredibly hateful viewpoints. This chapter pretty much banished Gonterman from the online Sailor Moon community forever. Mentioning him on a Sailor Moon forum is -still- guaranteed to send the community up in arms even after 12 years. That's how offensive it was.

3) As if racism and homophobia wasn't bad enough, there's also a certain amount of sexism. His portrayal of the Sailor Senshi is as a completely incompetent pack of fawning fangirls that fight each other for a chance to claim Davey as their own (yeah, certainly no wish fulfillment going on here...).

4) And as a hat trick to all this, Gonterman also rewrote Usagi/Serena's backstory just to make her Davey's sister. By itself, it wouldn't be that bad (it's not like there's any shortage of noncanon siblings to canon characters out there), but Gonterman gave her the most truly demeaning origin possible (I won't describe it because the simple description of it probably count as NC-17 rated for making one want to bash their head against a concrete wall). As if just trying to go further, it both turns their earlier relationship into incest (actually... the implied sex scene is also really disturbing as well) but they still decide to tentatively go forward with the relationship anyway. And it's not even like Gonterman just forgot about the plot detail like he's prone to doing. No, he calls attention to it each time they indulge in flirting with each other (at least there isn't any more implied sex) and gives Usagi the attitude that Davey is just too good a catch to give up even if it turns out that they're siblings. I can't make stuff like this up even if I tried.

Actually... scratch my earlier statement about it not being so offensive. It's not safe for sanity whatsoever. What makes it extra creepy is that this is blatant wish fulfillment for Gonterman (he didn't even bother to come up with a terribly creative cipher for his self-insert), but his wishes include the gory death of homosexuals, the banishment of African Americans, and for every woman to be a fawning doormat to him. And he uses a bunch of TV shows intended for young children to facilitate this (imagine the surprise of an 11 year old girl browsing for Sailor Moon stories and happening upon this... abomination). Yeah... this stuff is definitely a shoe-in for the Legendary Badfic list.

I dunno...Use away, if you want.

Who enjoy laughing. I mean, just look at the PPC: What other organisation is run by sentient flowers? Or would make frequent use of the Ironic Overpower until it becomes a semi-deity that everyone expects?

She'd just joined in April 2006.

You can use them, if you want.

I do wish I could do that - it would mean we could have bonfires on the 5th November.

Also, is it just me or are most (if not all) of the links on this board posted chosen to make people laugh? The word 'amusement' in the subject line just seems to be cropping up more and more often these days...

She would have been partnered with Suzume Takahashi, a magical girl from an anime-verse.

Rouge and his partner Hamelt would have been in Technical Errors then.

Whatever horrors they are, you just know they'll be worth it. Especially since with Moffat we won't have to be putting up with any more canon!Sues.

Don't we all wish we could do this:

http://www.kevinandkell.com/1996/kk0611.html

We do in the PPC, but not in real life Sighs.

I'm having a crateful of Anti-Lustin flowers(non-sentient)
sent to your house right away. Hope you like them!

Oh, and this thread is still active, so please, reply. Whenever I make a post, people always assume it died quite quickly, or don't notice it at all. That bothers me. Oh, and can we talk about the... other concerns I raised on my main post? If you're willing, of course.

Can't go by this on the main page without chuckling to myself.