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The repetativeness gets to my head. And it's kind of...not expected. Susan is what, sixteen or so? (can't remember real age feels stupid) And although she's considered an adult in Narnia, I don't think she's one to shag anyone, even Caspian (I'm also a Casue fan, but that doesn't affect much of this) before marriage.
And maybe it's just me and the whole "teenage sexuality" thing. Me ol' science teacher had it drilled into my head.

... It's the one where Harry gets the Deus ex machina Bracelet that lets him utterly destroy a mass of Death Eaters at Platform 9-3/4 RIGHT?

Plat already volunteered to write it. The Misslash, I mean. For the Badfic game. And he started giving me plotbunnies.

I thought boyfriends weren't supposed to do mean stuff like that...

Aaargh.

And I imagine there are already some 'genuine' badfics out there that don't care much for time/space separations.

Still... yeah, ow.

Plat, OA and I were having an ideas session for OFUTRC the other day, and somehow we got onto the subject of OFU badfic. Mostly encouraged by Plat, the first idea we came up with was, of all things, Misslash. Yep. Miss Cass/Miss Angel.

I think there is a section on Fanficland for OFUs. What makes the idea of OFU staffslash a little worrying is that pairings that would ordinarily have been separated by time and distance suddenly become plausible. Turin/Boromir, anyone?

I think they're cute, if repetative. If written well, of course; things well-written don't feel cliche even if they're all basically the same. Then again, I find Susan/Caspian adorable, so that rather influences my judgement.

I really don't have time for this, of course... I'll probably just save it and read it later.

Thanks for the tip, Lily!

Chronicles of Narnia
Caspian/OC. He's too good for Mary Sue. And Agent Eledhwen shall get angry.
More Emo!Caspian. With all the Emo!Caspian fics already out there, I think it's enough for me to slit my own wrists.
More Pregnant!Susan. That's honestly starting to get cliche.
LotR
The name Princess Sparklysmarklymuffinpoo. Even as a cutesy nickname.
The amazing one week walk from Imladris to Mordor. The whole "traveling distances take a very short time" thing is more for Narnia than Middle-earth.
OFUM and other OFUs
A student eviller than Lord Elrond. Not Happening.
A student with mithrilver eyes. (mithril/silver)
A student who manages to ensnare Legolas successfully
A not-so-evil OFU.

There's more...but gotta go...

sends boz4pm some truffles and roses

As much as we would have liked it to, Penny's story could not have continued forever. I personally am happy with the way it ended, because it seems right.

wishes she knew boz4PM's RL address so she could send chocolate and flowers

Thank you Pads. I needed something to cheer me up after Code Emo Geass.

Not a bad guess, given that Atlantis existing in a bottle of HP sauce would be a little difficult.

I hope never to see K-9/Harry Potter

Doctor Who:
Leela, wimp of the Sevateem.
Jenny/Susan.

LotR:
A day's hike from Hobbiton to Khazad-Dûm.
Bullroarer/Golfimbul.

...is that the side characters are actually pretty cool. It's just Rhapsody/Emily and Ashe/Sam that fall into Suedom.

Rhapsody's backstory makes me laugh, sadly. It's so over-the-top.

...how Rhapsody sings a song and suddenly everything's peachy.

Yeah, Rhapsody's a HUGE canon-Sue. As is Ashe/Sam.

BBQ, huh? >:3

...the Time-Paradox thing with Meridion. And the crawling from one side of the earth to the other on a tree root.

...the Regaining of the Virginity made me do a double-take, then slam the book against my head. I mean...WTF? And then the whole "I can manipulate water so I shall use it as a sex toy" thing...still can't decide whether to laugh or cry.

Not in the books, anyway. Can't say for the movies.

So, what do you hope you'll never, ever see?

weeps It was such a nice story. A little light of LotR goodfic in an endless darkness of badfic.
So, if you haven't read the fic already, READ IT NOW!!!
Okay, NOW Panic
And its awesome prdecessor, Don't Panic!

[/pimping other people's awesome stories]