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Seeing how Ansela gave those links, and y'already knew anyway, I bestow upon you a bite. Which may or may not give you rabies.

Mind I ask how you found the wiki?

Lots of places to obtain chainaxes, but the best bet would be to take one from a Khorne Berzerker, but if an Agent wants to get one, I have to recommend extreme caution: Berzerkers are extremely bloodthirsty supersoldiers who happen to be axe crazy with a side order of fries, and most of them carry a semi-automatic armor-piercing rocket launcher pistol as a sidearm. The ones that don't are worse: they use that free hand for another chainaxe.

...might want to have a look at this blog.

The "Blog of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

It's HILARIOUS!

...where can I get one of these?

Mind if I grab some burn salves, then? One of the Agents I'm considering when the time comes is a Sister of the Adepta Sororitas, and they're known for mounting flamethrowers on absolutely everything. Don't think she'll turn on her creator, but...

True. However, as a prospective recruit specializing in Warhammer 40,000, I feel obligated to offer the warning that as a rule the qualifies for the DAVD: it is an exceptionally violent setting where billions of people die as a result of rounding errors on tax returns, planet-killing weapons are a dime a dozen and used frequently, and chainsaws can be found in the form of just about any weapon. Chainsaw swords? Ubiquitous. Chainsaw axes? Check. Chainsaw glaives? Check. Chainsaw scalpels? Check. Chainsaw fists? Check, in every size from tank-busting chainfists that fit onto heavy power armour to chainfists the size of tanks mounted on Titans.

Other weapons this setting tends to produce include flamethrowers of every description, guns that fire pure pain, guns that strip away the target molecular layer by molecular layer, guns that send you straight to hell, guns that fire goblins through hell, minigun rocket launchers, guns that shoot thousands of shuriken, razor floss cannons... the list goes on.

Here. I have loads of these, seeing as I run the mini-Balrog Adoptions. Plenty of fire-healing stuff in there.

I never heard about this!

May the blessings of the Valar and the Canon go with you.
And as a parting gift, my Minis are currently tackleglomping you.

Have fun in Real Life! We'll miss you at HQ.

Limply reaches for the first aid kid

I am not enrolled in OFU, but I'm more than happy to sit in on classes. I think my Mary Sues are safely buried or rehabilitated (in one case, by having her [CENSORED] kicked by some acorns, among other things-don't ask), but the day I stop learning is the day I stop writing.

Agents Eledhwen and Christianne bestow unto thee a gilded spork, while Lucy Pevenzi, Locy, Mara Labingi, and Ithillien give you a mini glomp.

...

I think they thought you were an OFU student. That has GOT to hurt.

Ah-didn't know if the guidelines were to hang around lurking for a month, or actually introduce yourself.

No matter-I'm a college student, so I can keep myself occupied.

Becuase it's been too long since newbies were poked. :P

Welcome! I see the others have already given you all the links... I don't think it's been mentioned that you need to hang around for a month or so before asking for Permission, so I'll say it... er, have said it. If you've been wandering the wiki you've probably found the Permission page anyway.

Hmm... not much else to say, I'm afraid, as I don't know any of your fandoms. Ah, well. Good to meet you!

- Sedri

Well, for the benefit of those not familiar with the insanity that characterizes 40k, the Catachan Devil resembles an approximate cross between a scorpion, a centipede, and a daemon, and it can grow up to about thirty meters long.

I get the feeling I might not want to take the Devil with me when I work up the nerve to apply for permission to write a PPC tale, though-even a juvenile Catachan Devil might be considered an unacceptable safety hazard.

I'll consider it, oksies?

(You know, Irvine is the safest city in the world and is looking pretty...pretty right now...hint hint wink wink)

All Sues, crossovers, and badslash are to be targeted. The Agents I'm considering are a junior Inquisitor and a veteran Sister of Battle, and the weapons will be whatever is available-probably a daemonhammer for the Inquisitor and an Eviscerator for the Sister.

I've been browsing fanfiction.net for suitable targets, but the 40k fanfic-verse seems pretty well behaved, to be honest-the setting is insane enough that the presence of a Sue tends to get lost in the clutter, and 40k fanfic has a surprising number of honestly good writers. Not to say I haven't found some targets, and will probably find enough to keep me busy for the duration of my stay, but 40k fanfic is nowhere near as bad as, say, LotR or Harry Potter fic.

Still, thanks for the warm welcome.

Welcome, winter! I gift you with a ball of purple and gold rubber bands. Use them wisely.

Ahhh hail the god Emporer than?
So, how woudl you remove the sues? what weapons woudl you use?


And yeah, that makes sense. ALthough, what about Orc Sues, or necron sues?

If she's not a BNF, I dunno who is. It's sad, in a way, but also happy-- if mainly for her, because she no longer has the muses and the masses breathing down her neck constantly for a new chapter.

Also, so good! SO GOOD.

Necron fan here, but for the purposes of the PPC, I think I'll masquerade as a representative of the Inquisition-it would make some sense to have an Ordo Minor dedicated to the purgation of 40k fanfic, which is the background I intend to use once I work up the nerve to apply for permission.

(From my little interlude bit: "He's GAY, Drake, and I don't mean in the jovial sense! Queer as a three-dollar bill, bent as a threpney bit, and gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide!"
"... May I add to that list 'thoroughly humiliated and in need of a strong drink'?")

Let's flesh it out some.