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That means that if you read them OFUM or Don't Panic, they'll scream. A lot.

But just you wait...

See how much you'll enjoy it when an OFU opens for TRC. Becasuse I'll drag you into enrolling for that kicking and screaming if necessary.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha deep breath hahahahaha!

But I'll enrol with you. Honest!

INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAM OF CAPSLOCK RAGE

GLAURUNGING AGAFNDING FRAKKING FLAMING DENETHOR!

deep breath and suddenly eerie calm

Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Killing this despicable shatterer of classic literature. I volunteer to join the sporking of this. I agree with MSTing the episodes. And then maybe sending the results off to the producers. Along with a message:

"We don't know or care where you found this Mary Sue. Just get rid of her before we come and do it for you. Oh, and here's something that Austen fans might actually appreciate."

On the other hand, if we do decide to go and mob the BBC headquarters, I volunteer to be part of the mob. Preferably the part waving a torch.

I'm not sure I should let you have it...

...okay, never mind, dire circumstances call for much acid. hands over several beakers of sulphuric

You may wish to pursue Artic for some of his basilisk poison. : P

That sounds like blatant Sue-age.

I'm not a big Pride and Prejudice person myself ~ I read it, but it was quite some time ago ~ but this cannot be tolerated.

And on TV. As in, some sort of official publication.

. . .

Does this mean it's turning into canon somewhere? That's a seriously scary thought. shudder

Well, I don't know the fandom that well, but if you need mob volunteers... waves hand I'll bring some torches. I don't have any pitchforks, though; someone else will have to bring those.

KILL. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL. You will NOT muck around with Mr. Darcy, the BEST MALE ROMANTIC CHARACTER IN THE FRAKKING MULTIVERSE. INCOHERENT SCREAM OF CAPSLOCK RAGE

hefts the snaperrifle and some plasma grenades

They. Will. Pay.

I vote we MST every single forking episode of the stupid thing.

I'm lilywinterwood (at) gmail (dot) com.

If you're up to the challenge, Tawaki, I'd like to become an uncanon staff member or something.

I sent an email to their course coordinator to enroll, so i should know. If he/she has deserted OFUN, I would be willing to take over.

Poor Narnia characters...pets mini-Dragons

"Wicked" was done well. This is NOT.

But they've been doing it to P&P for years, just not so obviously. There's at least one book out about the lives of Elizabeth and Darcy's four daughters, and I recall another one, faintly - it all sounded like rubbish.

Still, this calls for desperate measures. Makari? WHERE'S THAT ACID? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil cackle Sulphuric, flouric, AND hydrocloric!

It is not entirely fit for young ears but it exists. I'm screaming it at the top of my lungs right now. I am trying to restrain myself from throwing my macbook across the room in a fit of rage while this phrase zooms back and forth across my mind.

It rhyme with 'buck toe' and it is all I can say. You just don't mess with Mister Darcy. Oh Gods, I bet she's shipped with him, isn't she?

Coming out of ghosting for a moment.

Excuse me.

SCREAM OF PURE AND UNADULTERATED RAGE. INCOHERENT. AND SHEER AND UTTER FURY.

GRABS FIRE FROM ACROSS THE STREET, AND A FEW CRTS, AND SOME POWER DRILLS AND A CHOP SAW AND A TABLE SAW AND PIECES OF WOOD AND STARTS BY CONSTRUCTING A CATAPULT AND STARTS CATAPULTING CRTS AND FIRE AND CRTS ON FIRE INTO THE VERY IDEA.

...

I actually can do this. There are tools and wood enough for me to.

Excuse me. I'm going to go punch something now.

From the Mary Sues LJ community:

Mary Sues: Officially Sanctioned by British TV Writers

Ladies and gentlemen of this fine community, I have harrowing news for us all. The common Mary Sue is now invading the TV. She will soon be broadcast to British television audiences in a brand new series, titled Lost in Austen to be shown on Saturday nights.

And if it's not bad enough, they're messing with a national treasure. One of the greatest books to come out of England's green and pleasant land.

Oh yes, she's about to rape Pride and Prejudice.

The basic premise is: an "ordinary girl", fed up with her life, gets pulled into the world of Pride and Prejudice and starts messing up the world of the canon characters. Unapologetically. Only she is the key to the world of Elizabeth Bennet: there's a hole in her wall that leads right to another world!

sharpens knives

and teeth

and toenails

Whaddaya say we get a mob together?

...I'll just lean back and watch your pain, if you don't mind. sips on drink I do so enjoy the screams of students.

I'm quite sure I've read a Narnia OFU before. Is it completely inactive?

(And I quite agree; the poor Narnians...)

Personally I don't see a problem as long as you can keep updating both of them semi-regularly.

While I'm still working on the Good Omens OFU, I agree with you that Narnia NEEDS one. And if you need a hand in any capacity, I'm so there.

And if you don't need a hand, may I be the first to put my hand up to enrol?

...given I've sent it twice :)

I'll send it to Cassie and get her to forward it to you and we'll see if we have any more luck that way, yeah?

-Trojie, cursing gmail and its magical ability to eat emails.

Please send to just t the doctor @ gmail . com (without the spaces, of course). Won't be able to get it done quick, but will do it soon...

Narnia desperately needs one.

These people have not handed in their lines yet.

No pressure at all, people, these posts I make are just nudges to your memories. And a kind of guarantee that Trojie and I haven't forgotten about it either. So no need to run round apologising. As usual, contact either of us if you have questions, but send your lines to Trojie.

Ansela
Artic Blade
BattleHamster
BeetleFire (insanegrrl got the wrong script and has sent in those lines)
Chatvert
Crystal
Elcalion
Fichunter
Fynn
insanegrrl
Jai
just_theDoctor
Laburnum
Leto Haven (hasn't sent Lucien lines yet, and has only sent .aups)
lynxihez
Oozaru Angel
Paddlebrains
Pigeonarmy (hasn't handed in Archer/Sabbat lines)
Platinumyo
Rohirric Monkey
wingnut