Subject: Happy Belated Birthday
Posted on: 2008-08-24 22:29:00 UTC

Happy birthday even though it isn't anymore!

A small temporal plot hole opens up in front of you and a gaily wrapped package slightly too large for the hole pops out, rather like a cork from a bottle. A large tag on the package says "Happy Birthday from Katty" with "and Ace!" squeezed in underneath in a different hand. Another tag, this one somewhat more ominous looking, says "Explosives. Protect from heat, impact, electrical shock, and warp zones."

If you unwrap it (carefully) you'll find a case of 12 petards. Have fun hoisting Sues!

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