...for the last thirteen hours, in fact, I think we can safely say that Techno-Dann was successful. The spam has stopped and has been deleted. The Board is once again ours.

All praise goes to JulyFlame who first alerted Techno-Dann, to Techno-Dann for leaping in to stop the deluge, and to hS for creating this temporary refuge during the crisis. Thanks to them all.