Subject: Before she could grab the exploding Christmas cracker...
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Posted on: 2011-12-22 00:52:00 UTC

... Lisa was assaulted by another blob of grey jelly-stuff.

"GET IT THE HELL OFF ME PLEASE OH GOD!!!" Lisa fell off the chair she was standing on and tried to do the "Stop, Drop, and Roll" thing.

"Give me that cupcake!" the blob shrieked back.

"I DON'T HAVE ANY!" Lisa was at this point trying to beat it off her leg with a loaf of French bread.

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The Scribe looked up and blanched.

She swore in three different languages and wished (not for the last time) that her sonic pen hadn't been ruined by that Dalek last week... or a year from now, depending...

The Scribe eventually decided to pack up and get the heck out of there. Unfortunately, her path was blocked by even more gray, jiggly foodstuffs.

"Mommy..." she squeaked.

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