Subject: Eru, Martel, and Ra.
Posted on: 2008-08-22 05:24:00 UTC
I second the "KILL IT!" I didn't get much farther than you, but... Sweet deities of many fictional universes. I'm not very familiar with Next Generation, but that is simply GAH. Even I can tell that nobody would be able to touch canon with a thirty-five-and-a-half-foot pole.
What's sad is that it's actually got good grammar, capitalization, punctuation, and spelling. Perhaps written as a parody? Although, I think it would be going a little far even for that. winces I'm going to go hide under my table now.