Subject: Okay
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Posted on: 2008-09-15 19:37:00 UTC
now a bit tempted. Although, what kind of cookies are we talking about?
and can we have some more details on the misses? so we can get the slash plausible?
Subject: Okay
Author:
Posted on: 2008-09-15 19:37:00 UTC
now a bit tempted. Although, what kind of cookies are we talking about?
and can we have some more details on the misses? so we can get the slash plausible?
The only Miss (or Mister)/Student romance I can stomach is AW/Miss Cam. And that's pretty much it.
Not happy for just going after canons, they manage to snag a Miss... Dun dun da...
OA~! You're going to give people ideas! Miss Angel and Miss Cass have enough on their plates without lusters. Especially seeing as the only fanboy in the OFU so far is technically both genders. Sueified Misses...
Trisha is the one slashing you. she has this idea that if she slashs you, to be nice ot her and such, she can change reality and her Saryona to love her. Crazy idea, what what can you expect from a fanbrat?
Maybe one that can coexist with Canon so the Misses won't suspect anything at first...
twitch
Plat, OA and I were having an ideas session for OFUTRC the other day, and somehow we got onto the subject of OFU badfic. Mostly encouraged by Plat, the first idea we came up with was, of all things, Misslash. Yep. Miss Cass/Miss Angel.
I think there is a section on Fanficland for OFUs. What makes the idea of OFU staffslash a little worrying is that pairings that would ordinarily have been separated by time and distance suddenly become plausible. Turin/Boromir, anyone?
Oozaru Angel, on the other hand, came up with the name and finds it hilarious. Bwahaha. Anyone who writes it, badfic or no, gets a cookie.
...now I'm curious to see what people would come up with.
In fact, I'm willing to join OA's challenge. Anyone who writes Misslash gets a big box of cookies. And a sushi croissant, if they like.
now a bit tempted. Although, what kind of cookies are we talking about?
and can we have some more details on the misses? so we can get the slash plausible?
Well, in private Miss Angel is fairly friendly and easily amused. She's incredibly sadistic and rather likes singing, occasionally making up her own little (terrible) ditties when she's in a good mood (see chapter 4, coming to an LJ near you soon). Miss Cass creeps her out sometimes. In front of the students, Miss Angel is a total bitch. Ninja drill sergeant. She's 17-going-on-18 years old.
Miss Cass is actually quite fond of her colleague, and avoids creeping her out as much as possible. (It's not always possible to avoid looking creepy if the light reflects off your glasses when you smile just right.) She's not quite as sadistic, but does derive much entertainment from students suffering, although she pretends to be all sweetness and light to them. She's at the young end of 20.
give me a while to work on it. will be slow. will try to make it decent. unless of course you give permission for me to write it as true badslash, with all the anatomically impossiblities that entails, and such. there is an idea for femslash that i want to try out for a badfic.
evil laughter
So permission to do the badslash, and the goodfic then? coolness....
Although, don;t you want to know what hte idea i have is? Landburm helped me think of the idea, when we were discussing slashing her two agents. Let's just say it invovles incorrect anatomy. very incorrect inamatoy, or rather, biological processes that are impossible.
At least I don;t thin kit is. physcially impossible, and anatomically incorrect but then, this is meant as bad fic, no?
And as for details of the Misses, in private Miss Cass is fairly easy-going and quite cheerful, unless things aren't going too well, in which case she is likely to be rather stressed and a bit short with everyone.
If there's any other details on her you want, ask me directly, and I think you'll need to speak to Oozaru about Miss Angel.
Miss Cam/AW is one thought that has plagued me ever since I read that AW had Miss Cam put down as his lust object.
And then the OFU 'Sues: Students that manage to get their lust object and pass the OFU with flying colors. Aaaaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhhh....
And I imagine there are already some 'genuine' badfics out there that don't care much for time/space separations.
Still... yeah, ow.
Plat already volunteered to write it. The Misslash, I mean. For the Badfic game. And he started giving me plotbunnies.
I thought boyfriends weren't supposed to do mean stuff like that...
Aaargh.
... er... very strange flattery. Depends on what those plotbunnies ARE, I suppose.
At the same time, it does sound fun. Sort of like what we do for FanficLand, right?
I feel like this is going to be TrainWreck Syndrome, but... yeah, it does sound fun!
So, what do you hope you'll never, ever see?
I think they're cute, if repetative. If written well, of course; things well-written don't feel cliche even if they're all basically the same. Then again, I find Susan/Caspian adorable, so that rather influences my judgement.
The repetativeness gets to my head. And it's kind of...not expected. Susan is what, sixteen or so? (can't remember real age feels stupid) And although she's considered an adult in Narnia, I don't think she's one to shag anyone, even Caspian (I'm also a Casue fan, but that doesn't affect much of this) before marriage.
And maybe it's just me and the whole "teenage sexuality" thing. Me ol' science teacher had it drilled into my head.
Quite a few years, in fact. After she's married. Hm, let me think - which one was it...?
rummages through Story Files
Bah. I can't find it. My folders really need sorting out... but it's closing in on midnight. Ah, well. You're at the caspiansusan.com archives, aren't you? You've probably seen it anyway. Whatever it was. Damned be titles I can't remember.
...but the ones where they shag and then she returns to England only to find that she's preggers with his kid are kind of old already.
It's not healthy, especially since we've got pretty hight teen pregnancy and STD rates nowadays. And lots of teenyboppers read these fics. Who knows if their first sexual encounter could be fueled by PregnantAndSeperatedFromTheSpermDonorCaspian!Susan fics?
Doctor Who:
Leela, wimp of the Sevateem.
Jenny/Susan.
LotR:
A day's hike from Hobbiton to Khazad-Dûm.
Bullroarer/Golfimbul.
I hope never to see K-9/Harry Potter
Or maybe it was dw_fiction. I can't remember...it was a while ago.