Hello, PPC board. This is my first time here, propably also my last because I don't like to write fanfiction. I do, however, like to read fanfiction, therefore I have decided to share a very special bad fanfiction with you:

The fanfiction in question is called "Edward Cullen vs Russian Mafia". It starts of with Bella Swans death by the hands of a ninja. For some reason, Edward Cullen then decides to take revenge on the Russian mafia. And then... stuff happens. Edward Cullen kills the same person twice, he and Jacob get turned into cyborgs, Bella ends up as a brain in a jar, and Edward fights against Dolph Lundgren.

Aside from the terrible grammar and spelling, the story is also full of character defilement. The author can't decide whether Edward should be badass or not, or whether Bella is cruel or not. Seriously, the characters constantly switch between different personalities! The author can't even recall which characters he has killed off so far.

Here's the link for the fanfiction. Be warned, it's not safe for work.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6448545/1/EdwardCullenvsRussianMafia