Subject: Question for the Notary.
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Posted on: 2016-05-07 13:03:33 UTC
Did you ever heard about a DIA agent called Lola McCandless? She sure seems to know you, or a least someone like you.
Subject: Question for the Notary.
Author:
Posted on: 2016-05-07 13:03:33 UTC
Did you ever heard about a DIA agent called Lola McCandless? She sure seems to know you, or a least someone like you.
Here's the mailbox for Agents Yuuna Takamiya and Solvig Karinsdotter! :D
Edit You can also direct questions for DoSAT: T&A Technician Shui-Hua Liu and FicPsych Nurse Corinna Chan and her Pokémon here.
Is there any website you know where I can legally watch Agents of SHIELD? I assume that's the specific part of the MCU you're from, and I've heard some pretty interesting things about it. Miguel and I have almost gotten caught up on the movies; sadly, it's a lot harder than I expected to find Guardians of the Galaxy on a reliable streaming website.
Miguel: Hi! How do you think the new movie's going to impact your end of canon? Which side did you choose, if any? Chris has come down firmly on Captain America's side; I'm on the fence, and the girls are staying out of it (each for completely different reasons, which I won't disclose on pain of getting punched in the jaw).
Agent Chris, I think you might be mistaken, I'm not from Earth-199999, which is the designation of the Cinematic Universe by the way, but from Earth-616, the main Marvel Universe; and as such, my knowledge of that universe is severily limited. Also, I also would be most grateful if people stopped confusing both universes.
And Mr. Correa, regarding my stance on the Superhuman Civil War, SH.I.E.L.D. as a law enforcement agency, had to be sided with Mr. Stark and the Superhuman Registration Act, thus... Wait. You meant Earth-19999 too!? Would you people stop doing that!? Please, is annoying!
What do you think of the actual situation in your 'verse? Oh, and is there a reason Personnel don't have any file about you? (namely, no wiki page.)
I have been out from home a long time and as such, I'm unfamiliar with the events following the fallout of the clash between the Avengers and the X-Men, I know there were another Secret Wars, and Thor has been somehow forced in a female body, but until I know more, I'll refrain judgement in the matter.
Now regarding my file from Personnel, it's quite likely, that because of some incosistencies from my homefic, there have been some... issues, getting my documents in order, not to mention the nature itself of my own home universe and its quite... irregular timeline fluctuations.
Asks are open to Agents Matthew and Ajax
You've got water powers or something like that, right?
What is the greatest way you've exploited them for something other than combat?
And by great, I'm thinking 'brewing tea while snowboarding down a mountain,' not 'I use it to open the door when the knob looks sort of dirty,' even though that is a pretty good use.
It was quite a large tree, and don't get me started on the crosswinds. Eventually I made it to a branch from which I could use my active ability to create an aquatic pathway from said branch to Matthew. So I hollowed out the inside of the tree and made it to Matthew before he could fall to his death.
It was interesting to say the least
~Ajax, DMS
Questions are open to my two potential agents, Larkus Grun and Turff-Croft. Larkus is a human male and former Coruscant Security Force officer, Turff-Croft (who generally prefers the name Curff) is a lupin sorcerer and retired adventurer.
Well, two questions. Here goes:
What do you find most irritating about your partner?
What do you like the most about your partner?
Assuming that's meant to be 'Coruscant', are you from the Legends-verse or the Disney-verse? And does the fact that there are two Star Wars universes affect you in any way?
If it's not meant to be Coruscant, where in the multiverse is Curuscant?
hS
Shows what I get for trusting Curff with the console.
As to your question, I'm fairly sure I'm Legends-verse, but I have no idea how it affects me. I haven't had much experience with the new canon, so I don't know how much my homefic clashes with it.
((I have no idea how that typo snuck in there. I even added Coruscant to my spellcheck just the other day.))
Finch and Bingle are open for questioning! Get as weirdly personal as you want, they've both broken a lot of laws, by accident or otherwise.
What law do you least regret breaking?
WE DON'T USE KEYBOARDS WHERE I'M FROM, ANYMORE.
IF YOU CAME FROM WHERE I CAME FROM, YOU'D BE NAMED CAT-ON-THE-BRAIN-COMPUTER-INTERFACE, AND THAT SOMEHOW DOESN'T ROLL OFF THE SPEAKERS AS WELL AS I'D HOPE.
DIAGNOSTICS JUST RECKONS I'M PUNCHING AT BUTTONS, STUPID THING.
I distinctly recall once causing a total gravitational breakdown.
For a good fifteen or so metres away, we had quills and parchments floating around like they thought they were in the sea!
Not a single newton of gravity, they told me.
A remarkable achievement, though it lost its touch somewhat when they made me clean up the results.
~ B. B. Bingle
Alright, mate? I just wanted to know how you mob dealt with ceiling fans burrowing through the ceiling and chasing down half the Techs here.
Why yes, we have just had the clown in, however did you smeggin' guess? =]
Colt's still swearing up a storm at all the wiring he's got to fix, but the problem was easily handled once we cut the power.
You guys really need to be firm about where she can go, otherwise you're going to end up having to rely on DoSAT for the electrical fixes.
We always are, but I bet Al won't be happy to hear you want to jump ship for BM.
Not much of a question, buuuuuut... Rudi's later? His nibs is buying, and he's itching to show off some of his magic. How is that going, by the by?
I'll consider it. I have a few mission reports to catch up on and file, they're beginning to accumulate somehow.
As for the lessons, they're as intriguing and educational as ever. It's a shame it's all incompatible with my home universe.
-C. Library
Introducing. . . Agent Kei Bird, DBS. He's sort of an author-insert, sort of a rewrite of the atrocious Michael Ylats from the Permission Self-Check. Should I put a character bio, or just have him answer questions?
His partner is not fleshed-out yet shy.
So, what's it like existing only in a hypothetical sense?
I think you can forgive my curiosity, it's not exactly a state of being I'm overly familiar with.
Agents Aiko Kimura and Henry Asclepe are open for questioning!
Er... hi. I heard you were also from the Potterverse and I was just wondering a few things. Like if you're from the books or the movies? Did you go to Hogwarts, and if so, what years and which House?
Well, it is somewhat hard to tell precisely, but I tend to think that I come from the movies. That ties into your next question quite nice. See, I did go to Hogwarts and I somewhat remember the moving staircases, which seem to come more from them, with Hogwarts in the books being more like Headquarters, just shifting around in general and being really confusing. And well, I'm what people around here call a semi-fic bleep. Giving that my homefic was never published and got deleted, most of my memory is not all that clear. I can't tell for sure exactly when I attended, but I do know that I was in Gryffindor and that played as a Beater in the House's Quidditch team.
Always nice to meet a housemate! And I can kind of relate—I'm from a fanfic as well, though it's based on the books from what my partner has told me. Apparently it was supposed to have a lot of angst, but I ended up in HQ before that could happen. What is playing Quidditch like? I've always wanted to try it but I... wasn't able to make the team because of scheduling issues.
My marks weren't perfect, but they were good enough to land me a spot in Auror training before I came here.
And as fun as that sounds, I'd have to pass on the Indoor Quidditch thing. I've got a bad knee so I'd just be a hindrance to my teammates.
((I think she kind of NOPEd out when she heard he used to be a Healer. She has trust issues with them, hence the short response.))
For Henry: What do you think about the magic systems yu had the occasion to see in other universe than yours? For Aiko: What would be your favorite and less liked season of Digimon?
Relay any and all questions for Barid, Brightbeard, Voltarmi, Agent!Phobos, Decima, Oopart (who may or may not get these from inside his time portal), and anyone else I may have neglected to mention.
-Phobos
Do the expansion packs for WoW ever play havoc with the timeline or is the Bronze Dragonflight too good to let that happen?
Hello there,
I'm afraid we didn't quite get to chat last time— something about you being locked up or in danger, yes? I was wondering if we could still compare notes about each other's apocalypse. In fact, let's waste no time and start right now: my series of unfortunate events starts in 2025 with the establishment of the Department of Efficiency. And you?
-De Grasse
Oh, it's you again. Um...I'm in a broom cupboard at the moment, and they don't know I stole a computer, yet, so I think I have a minute.
I've never heard of the Department of Efficiency. We only had the Department of Resistance where I come from. It was formed when the Sue invasion took over HQ in...2015? 2016? I can't remember. My head's still fuzzy.
Your apocalypse...did you fix it? Can we fix these futures?
There are a lot of trolls throughout different continua. Outside of World of Warcraft, what kind of troll would you want to be?
Corolla (DoSAT), Sergio Turbo and Nikki Cherryflower (retired), and there'd be also Rayson Kerman (DoSAT), though considerign his stuff is still unreleased I don't know if he's gonna get any mail...
How is your magic's stabilization going? And what you and Sergio think about this new series for Card Captor Sakura.
Agents Michael, Mia, Alleb, and Jesse are open for questions!
What piece of technology took you the longest to get used to?
Because three is a magic number...
You and Doktor Trollenfisch: still a thing? Enquiring etc etc you know this part.
hS
How's adjusting to HQ going for you? Still learning about how technology works?
Just like last time, taking questions for Chris, Ami, Miguel, and Violet. :)
Do you remember the team you used when you were in the Pokeverse? Were you part of a Nuzlocke Challenge?
I had Meganium, obviously, and I remember that at different times I had a Seel, a Vulpix, a Miltank named Canada, the red Gyarados from Lake of Rage, and a Togepi/Togetic. It's safe to say I had at least one of the generic ones--Pidgey, Caterpie, Sentret, et cetera--at various points in time. Sorry I can't answer your question more; Limbo really did a number on my memories.
I'm not sure what a Nuzlocke Challenge is, but I didn't do anything special with my training.
Trust me, you'd remember it if it was the case. Just check the series who created them.
Questions are open for the Aviator, Zeb, Alex, Farilan, Ix, and Lottie.
Ix, how would you assassinate Lottie?
Lottie, how would you assassinate Ix?
Ix: I... I guess I'd try using Incendio? But Lottie's fast, like, really fast. She'd kill me before I could even draw my wand. Unless you're assuming I have the element of surprise somehow, and in that case, yeah, Incendio.
Charlotte: Easy. I'd just run in and drink her blood. I mean... snap her neck. Yeah. Why would I want to drink her blood, it doesn't smell good or anything...
How can you even do that? It's in her!
I mean, I love me some stone-baked pizza, but you put that in a closed box?
I can't smell that!
Can you smell other things inside people?
What does the appendix smell like? I'm very curious.
I've never smelled an appendix before—at least, if I have, I wouldn't know it. I just smell the blood because that's what I eat. If I was an appendix vampire, though, I could probably tell you!
Now I asked this question to the Guardsman, I'm curious. How are you feeling about your fellow Council memebers?
Honestly, most of them are okay. The Agent, Dis, Fish, and Morgan I don't know all that well, but the Agent and Dis are nice and Fish makes me laugh. Morgan's cool, I guess, but I don't know her as well as I'd like. The Reader and I are friends, of course, so we get on fine.
The Librarian, well. If you'd asked me a few months ago, I would have said the same thing about him as I would the Notary: insufferable. And a few other choice adjectives I probably shouldn't share. He's starting to grow on me, though. Not that I like him or anything. He's just tolerable.
..."And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve", but that would be demonstrably untrue. coughNotarycough Still. Yeah, I would kind of like to get to know everyone else better, I just don't really know where to start.
((I know, it's cheeky of me, but I couldn't let the gag slide. Sorry, Lily. ~hS))
Maybe just being casual acquaintances is fine. Unless you have any ideas that don't involve alcohol.
... I'm not very good at writing Morgan as anything other than a maudlin drunk unless she has something to do/comment on. But I'm also really really bad at cowriting anything of any length. These two things do not play well together.
hS
I mean, if her assistance is required for a mission in... Lord Of The Rings for instance, no time for drinking. Besides, you cannot be so hopeless about cowrite. Sorry if I'm annoying
Although to be perfectly fair, it's not like Lily writed many missions during the last year. But yes, it seems that such a cowrite would take a lot of time.
((Would you mind reviewing the first batch of my Plort backstory? SpaG is likley a problem, but I'd take every other advice.))
Plortishness isn't really a big enough Thing that I think it needs reviewing into the ground, but... sure? I think you've got my email - and, hah, over here you can just click m'name to find it anyway.
hS
((To be honest, I'm also thinking about Plort names when asking this.))
If by some machination of the gods we wound up doing a mission on an aircraft, surely you'd forgive me quoting the entirety of Airplane!?
And don't call me Shirley.
If (by some quirk of fate or plot) you were elected Lady President of Gallifrey, what would be your response, and (assuming you actually took up office) what would you do first?
hS
...you are kidding, aren't you?
Jesus, you're not kidding. Isn't it obvious? I'd just end up running away again.
And if I took office? Appoint someone more qualified in my place, and then run away.
Can you conjure a corporeal Patronus, and if so, what form does it take?
I really need to work on my proofreading.
I was able to conjure one... once. It was a dalmatian. Haven't been able to conjure one since training though.
To Alex Dives: How is the lightsaber training going? Any advantages now you're no longer an intern? Does Farilan manage to be only mildly insufferable from time to time?
To the Aviator: Did you have the occasion to go on Gallifrey since its return? How did your parents... well, reacted to your return?
To Charlotte: Did you see Mrs Hydes' effort to rewrite your continuum? Would you have prefered to follow her rules about vampires?
(Cannot believe I forgot these ones.)
Enjoyed it a lot more than my home continuum, I'll say that much, but... well, if I'm going to be made overpowered as all heck, I might as well take advantage of it, right? It's nice to not have to worry about much of anything hurting me.
Would a sparklepire be vulnerable to electricity? I mean, it causes burns, and since your venom is more flammable than kerosene...
...andthere's nothing in me that can act as a conductor, I won't get burned by electricity. Wikipedia has some information on how electrical burns are deadly to humans, if you're interested.
Fires started by electricity, on the other hand... yeah, fire=bad. Don't come near me with fire. Seriously.
Did you try to read the Animorphs? I'm especially thinking about The Elimist Chronicles, but anyone will do. If it's a yes, what did you think about the Andalites' representation in this series?
I've been trying to read the books because Technician Dives insists it's important I know where I came from, but it's so dreadfully boring and cringeworthy. Why would anyone want to read about human children and Prince Elfangor breaking the law of Seerow's Kindness? And don't get me started on his brother, Aximili. What an absolute disgrace he is.
Thought it would be formative to see your all-and-mighty species indulging in mass slaughter, black-ops for mass slaughter, trying to initiate mass slaughter once your enemy is defeated, and discovering that your culture was nutured from the very start by a nerd possessing some serious powers. I find that telling that Aximili and Elfangor are the best and brightest examples of your species in these books. Including Aldrea of course.
She was an exceptionally foolish girl who needed to learn her place. Running off and procreating with a-- shudder --a Hork-Bajir, of all things! Disgraceful, absolutely disgraceful.
As for you, human, you would do well to keep your slanderous words to yourself.
I mean, she only saw that Dak Hamee wasn't some random Hork-Bajiir and discovered with him the little secrets of his homeworld, led with him a successful resistance against the fledgeling Yeerk Empire when your species ignored her for no good reason, letting go your last chance to destroy them without a long war, almost managed to thwart Alloran's efforts in genocide (only bad luck led to this 'almost')...
Like I said, it's telling that your species best members are seen as 'disgraces'. Must be why you needed five human kids to win this war for you.
What do you think about the 2009 reboot of Star Trek and its sequels?
Neshomeh told me to ask you about the Fey Wine Incident (it kept popping up when I played Cards Against Headquarters with her and some other Boarders yesterday). Was it dangerous?
Loathe as I am to ask this... what is the correct form of socialization for a Pernese dragonet? I worry that, given the fact that my standing in the community is about as high as the ankle socks of a particularly small beetle, he is missing out on contact with other dragonets and that this might be affecting him adversely. I can function in graceful solitude; people cannot, in my experience. Rest assured that no other help presented itself, and was generally met with derision or threats of physical violence against my person if I sent another fourteen-page missive concerning Lolus' health, mental state, and dietary preferences. I'm sure you approve.
Antrilovorasilendar.
((Snipped for boredom: general gist is that while the Notary might just about know Thing One about proper fire-lizard care, she doesn't know a lot else, and she's dissembling through verbosity and attached forms.))
Which leg do you lead off with when you walk? And you've been in the PPC for ages, how do you manage being a relative noncombatant?
((It's exam season, so I don't feel like poking around in the internals of T-Board right now.
Also, note to self: make the tag boxes less visible on non-initial posts, since tags stack))
((Some way of highlighting or tagging your own posts. It would make it much easier to skim long threads such as this one to see if you've got any replies.))
((Just a thought. ~hS))
(( Can't believe I didn't think of that earlier. Any ideas on what a good "own posts" style would be? ))
{{ It is an evil hack. See the end of the <head> tag and the on the author names to learn more. ))
Can this be made non-case sensitive? Right now it's only catching some of my posts.
... you have two accounts. Desdendelle is #38, but desdendelle is #19.
If you edit your name on posting, you'll see that it highlights your currently logged-in account's posts, whatever name they use. So Morgan and Lucy are highlighted for me, for instance.
hS
Making any progress on repairing that CAD? And, if/when you finish it, do you have another project you'd like to work on?
In fact, I believe I have nearly completed it. It really requires field testing to be certain, but I am afraid I am not likely to get the chance, given my partner's distaste for the project from its inception. Not that there isn't an element of practical concern for our safety in his reticence—a concern I share.
I do not know what my next project will be. It would be a shame not to put all that I've learned about electrical engineering to some use, though.
Now, a little bird told me that you've been a bit of a grouch lately, so my question is this:
Cake or balloons in your RC?
Because we're gonna have FUN! =oD
Yrs, etc, Wobbles Theodora Clown (psst. theodora is long for the)
I'm pretty sure people have been saying that about me for years. Why is today special?
If I have to choose, though, make it cake. You can leave it on the doorstep and then go away.
—Agent Supernumerary
I'll get to work on the baking and then we'll have a party! I kind of missed your tenth anniversary, except I also didn't, because technically I was able to arrive but my partner the Time Grump wasn't, and, um, I think something really funky happened to spacetime and I'll get back to you when I finish the calculations for that, but anyways, I didn't get to give you anything then so I will now! And maybe it'll help you be less of a misery because it kinda-sorta worked on the Time Grouch! =oD
Yrs, etc, Wobbles The Clown
Including but not limited to Kaitlyn and Selene (DF), Morgan (DMS), Huinesoron (DOGA), and Dafydd and Constance (retired). But if they're listed on my wiki profile, I'll answer questions.
(Though, y'know, avoid the dead ones unless they're called Blue or Imbolc.)
hS
Give me a breakdown of your honest opinions of every single member of the Continuity Council.
I live for gossip now.
You made it clear Emiran won't get the answer, but could we have your answer please? Oh, another thing. How do you fare in missions? No report seems to exist about your missions.
Sometimes it is a gradual process, others it is a moment of inspiration or enlightenment. I take some comfort in the fact that you could never hate me as much as I do.
((It was in a Continuity Council interlude, if memory serves...))
((Gallifrey Imminent. It's likely that Morgan's the only person to remember that.))
((Gods, that was a fun story to write.))
((hS))
Your thoughts on time ridiculousness involving HQ by merits of it being HQ and all over the place, time, and space, rather nonmetamorphically?
And you do have a bit of a need for the alcohol, don't you?
offers Glenlivet 18
Fourth wall aside if you really need non-Time Lords to hang out with who won't drive you to the drink you could always hang out with the BM crew if you wanted.
I know spending time with other sailors certainly makes me want to drink.
At least it's Time Lord minimal?
But you definitely need more friends.
Do either of you miss working for the PPC? If not, are there any aspects of the job you miss?
Who's haughtier: you, the Librarian, the Notary or Simon Lovelace, junior Minister of Trade of the British Empire?
Taking questions for Danny Richardson, Laura Dukes, James Pittman, Gremlin, Xericka, Cornelius, and Rachel Calendar.
Who's the best kisser, in your opinion, however you choose to interpret such a vaguely worded question?
How did you first get into the Kingdom Hearts series? It looks really interesting, and if I were a Playstation kind of guy I would try to play them just to see what all the fuss is about.
Taking questions for Agents William Grey, Venus "VJ" Jones, Chloe "Hip" Vale, and Lena "Hop" Swift.
I am lead to understand that you are of demonic heritage?
Pardon me for my less than orthodox request, but, you wouldn't happen to have a spare sample of your own blood about, would you?
I would be much obliged if you would be so kind as to send one to me.
There is no greater joy than the joy of furthering magical endeavors, after all!
~ B. B. Bingle
But there is a reason why I'm not lettin' anyone take my blood or my organs. If you oh so desire demonic blood, I can summon a suitable specimen right under your very doorstep. Non pro bono of course.
I forgot to ask you this when we did that Lord of the Rings mission together: How does your magic work? I overheard you mentioning something about Pandemonium when the Ringwraiths showed up, and I know you can't do anything with water, but beyond that...
Also, Chris wants me to ask you whether you want those bottles of Bleeprin and bag of trail mix, since we offed the Sue before it was clear whether she was going to have a change of heart.
What's it like in continuums without magic? I'm a D&D-verse sorcerer, magic is in my blood. Being without it is... not something I'm looking forward to, to say the least. Any advice?
Although if I had to guess, I'd say this: Is there any sort o' thing in your universe that negates magic? Like, completely prevents you from using it, but not weakening you personally? Imagine that.
While antimagic effects exist in my universe, I was fortunate enough to avoid them during my adventuring career.
Nevertheless, you have my thanks, good warlock. It is always a pleasure to speak to a fellow mage.
Go ahead and swing by my RC one day. I'm always down for tradin' stories.
I haven't had a decent conversation with another mage since I retired from the Adventurer's Guild.
Wait a minute, you're part demon? How close are your ties with this 'side of the family'? Closer that you would like I guess, since it seems you're depending on this lineage for your powers. How dangerous does it make them?
And I'm not lookin' forward to it... Luckily, although part-demon, I do posses a soul and therefore Heaven sees me as a human being. That means no Shadowhunters to hunt for me...except those really conservative ones.
But, to answer your question, love, you can't exorcise me, holy water also doesn't work...anythin' else I forgot?
I'm also curious to know if your powers can blow up at your face in any way, and if it would affect people around you. Like you said, demons are bad news whatever the universe.
You're a magic user, you should know that.
I even got a half-salary reminding me that mine can backfire even when i'm not uisng it.
Would you look at that, livin' a high-life.
Except said pay is lower than the ground. And it's even worse once you have to pay up for hexed stuff. I was getting more when I was working with the Philadelphia Police District.
Whenever somebody mentions payment, it's a runnin' joke for everybody to be shocked that any of us is gettin' any sort o' money here.
if you wait you'll even hear my last breath. Hope you're patient though.
Accepting questions for Valon, Kala, Chakkik, Stephanie, Gabby, Adéle, Zeke, and Publica!
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes...? :3
That's Wobbles the Clown, the Notary, Doktor Trollenfisch, Lola McCandless, and Algernon Wymbourne.
First of all, and I feel it's kinda obligatory to ask, if you could be any Pokémon other than an awesome Qwilfish like yourself, which Pokémon would you want to be?
Also, you and Gabrielle want to come over to my RC sometime for Poffins? I haven't seen you guys in ages!
Did you ever heard about a DIA agent called Lola McCandless? She sure seems to know you, or a least someone like you.
((Otherwise I'd be really annoyed by this constantly trying to get the Notary and Lola to meet up before the time is right. As is, I'm just kind of bored by it. So, y'know, if people could refrain from it? I would really appreciate it. Thanks for your cooperation.))
"Don't speak that name in front of me, you maggot. How dare you say that name to me? How DARE you?"
Where'd you get your doctorate?
Why are you so hostile against Time Lords? Would that involve the Notary? She is herself thinking quite a lot about a Lola, so...
Besides, even if she is, I... I'm not sure I can force myself to give a crap. She's just another Time Lord now. She's not my Tree, and she never will be again, and it wasn't my fault. It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't.
D'you know the US Field Artillery March? Do you play it sometimes in the middle of the night?
It vas penned by zer maker of mein Biggenbrassenparpenthingen, how could I not be knowink it? Alas, zo, I am not likink it very much. I am much preferrink zer traditional oompah sound, ja? Such as zis, vhich meine kleine Gabrielle ist claimink ist mein theme song. Echt klasse!
Notary, what is your honest opinion of your fellow Continuity Council members? And you're not allowed to use this clip as an answer.
They've spent their entire adult lives running around pretending to matter; the ConCounOfGaInEx is where they belong. Since Morgan has taken to shooting down every suggestion I put forward that might make our esteemed Council more than a talking-shop and open-plan martini glass - when she's not threatening to shoot me, that is - I am loathe to say that my presence improves it at all, however unquestionably true it may have been before. They are loathsome.
I am worse.
That by the standard definition you are also a Renegade.
I am not a renegade. I am merely lost, with my TARDIS in need of serious repair. Gallifrey is still my home and I still hold true to the values of both my species and my Lord President. I am Time Lord to the bone. They... mingle.
Since you're part of DIA: Special Response I assume that you must have access to quite a few extra weapons and tools from all over the multiverse, courtesy of the DIA's armoury.
Did you pick up anything interesting or do you still swear by your flintlock pistol and magic?
Since I did it to Tacitus...
You and Agent Alleb: still a thing? Enquiring Agent Kaitlyns want to know.
hS
However, Agent Alleb ist not beink in zer market for ein committed relationship vizz anyvun, let alone ein pink Qwilfish whose primary claim to fame ist playink zer Biggenbrassenparpenthingen qwite competently. Vows uff chastity, ja?
I am not cryink, I am just preparink to be usink zer move Vater Gun, zat ist beink all...
I've noticed that your listed Lust-Objects are male. No disrespect intended, but are you interested just in males or are there ladies that catch your fancy?
Your XCOM rank is a "Field Commander", which google seems to equate to a Field Marshal-- the highest possible military rank attainable. Is that really how the Long War ranks work or is Field Commander just a commissioned officer below the generalship?
In XCOM: Long War, which was the primary continuum my homefic was based off (though I'm technically from the canon Whoniverse), Field Commander is the highest rank for a field officer. You're one step down from the Commander (in my case, Jack O'Neill from Stargate: SG1... yeah, DIC took one look at it and noped on outta there) and are basically their eyes and ears on the ground. They give you that rank in case you run into any obnoxious local-yokels on the ground who think they can boss you around when the plasma starts flying, basically.
Hope that helped!
Taking questions for Agents Desdendelle, the Librarian, Navare and Amris.
Librarian, what is your honest opinion of your fellow Continuity Council members?
And a bonus for Navare: if you could come from any other Magical Girl continuum other than Nanoha, which would it be and why?
However, it is also a question I cannot answer with any degree of precision. I am not familiar enough with other "magical girl" universes. Further, while I might be a mage, I am a soldier first and foremost; I would imagine that I would do better in a universe with a military focus, like the Command and Conquer 'verse, than in one focused on non-mathematical "arcane" magic as, I am told, "magical girl" 'verses tend to be. I can do without magic; I don't believe I'll do well wearing a tuxedo and a mask and hopping from tree to tree.
Thanks for the Notary-induced rant. I appreciate it.
Roughly, however: he really doesn't like the Notary, as is obvious, and is a good friend of the Reader. From what I understand he really doesn't understand the Aviator. The rest, well... "they make for interesting specimens and are not too bad as drinking partners". His words, not mine.
What really goes on between you and the Aviator during your "study sessions"?
Love,
Zeb
Please don't tease him like that. Everything else aside it's not making my job of making a decent human being out of him any easier.
Sorry for bringing that up, but it seems when you returned from the mission who led to your cyberizaton, there was a discussion about getting you a more human-like chassis. Why this didn't happen in the end?
You can try to combine two verses' cyber-tech yourself. I assure you, it's not easy nor pleasant, and I'm pretty sure Nurse Fujimoto knows my body better than I do at this point.
Would you mind a crate of Iroh's blend of tea as an excuse? I guess you canuse a human disguise to drink it, and there is still more in Hou-Ting's ex-palace.
Especially to Iroh's blends — never had the chance to have any.
((I can picture them trying to pull the smug "well, my people are clearly superior to you primitives" thing on each other. Throw a Time Lord in there and the condescension will probably take physical form))
Amris isn't haughty, though. It's just sick in the head and somewhat annoyed that people distract it from its artistic tendencies.
How did you end up at the PPC, Amris? I checked the records, but your recruitment seem to have gone missing.
((Yeah, my reading on Amris was sightly off))
How else? I don't think a Mind would find a joke of this sort funny.
Why do you never answer the questions directly and make Des answer for you? Are you just shy, or are you socially awkward?
After the incident with the tea, figs and pencil he simply refuses to touch the console.
Actually...why The Librarian? Why not "Archivist"? "Scholar"? "Bibliognost"?
You actually got him to reminisce. Teach me?
Anyway. The gist of his answer is this — while research takes the lion's share of his time, it's his duties as a librarian that were most formative for him; there is a certain charm in caring for a library that no research can replicate.
Taking questions for Richard Legard and Marina Nicodelli.
What is wrong with you and technology, love? Word through the grapevine (Yes, VJ, not the Flower) say that you made your console crash... I think OUR console felt that, too.
What department do you two plan on working in?
-Alleb, not the agent of the same name
I mean, we're already in the DMS, Freelance Division. Pretty sure I didn't forget to send the rapports.
Yes Marina, I know you didn't chose it, but frankly, you could have been in a worst situation, like Bad Slash.
I'll have to look them up!
Taking questions for Gaspard De Grasse, Tacitus, The Guardsman, and Terabyte.
To Terabyte: How many programs are exactly forming you? I know for instance than Legion had 1183, but their chassis also was somewhat unique.
Last for the Guardsman: Do you intend to speak to your partners, and your other friends, about your little secret? I think they would prefer discover it that way rather than... You understand me.
Tacitus: Did you ever tried to be more sympathetic? If only for the sake of your job. People tell more to people they like.
Now, you're the only one left to ask this question. What do you think about your fellow Time Lords here in HQ? I know you're not part of this Council thing, but surely you have opinions.
The other one. There are nasty rumors about the fact that an agent Chandra, DIA, think that scrapping down HQ's TARDIS for components would be an efficient way of getting them out of the way, and she think that DoSAT would be grateful for that. (Yeah, and ask Daleks for directions is no dangerous...) Your reaction about this?
I'd be tempted to suggest a disguise generator or Chameleon Arch, but something tells me it would be pointless even if it worked.
Ah, well, back to the drawing board. I'm not giving up that easily.
Using the disguise generator to go Time Lord? Bad idea. Veeery bad idea. It took me months to become comfortable with my new abilities and years to get really used to them. Besides, you need time to really bond with a TARDIS, and a few stints at a time while in a disguise just wouldn't cut it.
As for the Chameleon Arch, that forcibly wipes your memories (and requires you to be a Time Lord to begin with), so that would be less than useless.
But it seems pretty harsh for them. Most of them were 'created' because of one major problem, and now we're letting them taking the dust. I feel like killing them then scavenging them would be like a final, despicable, insult to them. Is it really the only way to solve that matter?
And like I said, I can see your logic, it's just that... Eh, I'm maybe telling something stupid, but what about smuggling them to Gallifrey? I mean, now it's back, they could be sent there. Or would it be a really bad idea?
Damn. The more I think about this situation, the more depressing it becomes. Flat-out hate the idea, but not seeing any ducking answer. Need to read more books righht now. More efficient than alcohol.
What's the strangest/most interesting thing you've seen your TARDIS disguise itself as?
Also, kudos on your choice of weapon, Gaspard.
Weirdest, I would have to say was the time she turned into a replica of that giant jack-in-the-box from the Prisoner of Azkaban movie. Most interesting? A DeLorean, for sure. How's that for showing up Doc Brown?
...I feel like there's a meme to be made out of that last one...
Though it seems like both of those are slightly strange options for a disguise. Isn't the whole point of the chameleon circuit to avoid drawing attention? A giant jack-in-the-box and a car famous for time travel aren't exactly inconspicuous. Then again, a TARDIS probably knows its job better than I do.
Not sure how feasible that meme would be. I mean, there can't be that many time travelers in HQ, right?
I suppose I shouldn't have assumed you'd have one just because you're a Time Lord. Though I mostly posed the question to you because you seem to be the most experienced of HQ's Time Lords. Very enlightening nonetheless. Thanks.
Also, humanoid TARDIS? Did I miss something? When was that a thing? I'm confused.
Gaspard, I have to admit I'm curious why you picked the C-14. Seems a bit overkill to use a rifle that in its standard variant requires the use of a combat exoskeleton. Wouldn't something like, say, the MA5B work just as well?
Did you have the opprtunity to visit Gallifrey since December? If yes, how did it go?
Honourable discharge from the armed forces, received multiple awards and commendations for 3500 years of exemplary service, turned in my rifle, armour, and laser screwdriver to the Quartermaster, got to meet a survivor or two from the War, found my sister, got disowned by my sister, laid a wreath at the War Memorial for the 442nd, and received a bit of land as per the Veterans' Act. I can now start that garden I always wanted to set up.
So all in all, a pretty fruitful visit. I'm considering retiring in a few years and going back home-- for good this time. I think I've earned the right to some peace and quiet.
When can we meet fer lunch, love? There's somebody special I need to introduce yeh to! :D :D :D
~ L. <3
Blimey, I'm glad I'm not yeh... Eeeh, no offence? :C
Anyway, sounds good! :D I just hope yeh have a table fer three there!
~ L. <3
You and Lux: still a thing?
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