Subject: Top Seekrit Agent Info
Posted on: 2008-08-24 02:41:00 UTC
Name: Agent Laurel
Age: Unknown, but guessed to be in her twenties.
Hair Color: Depends on the day
Eyes: Usually green
Command Centre: Labyrinth, and on-call for Doctor Who and historical fiction dealing with English and early American history.
Distinguishing Features/Habits: Changes her hair color more than most people change their clothes; adopted two Nuzgul, Cleese and Chapman, and has a pet wolverine, Stinker; favorite method of dispatching 'Sues is death by pokey (much, much more agonizing than it sounds); is occasionally heard muttering about Agent Seven and their army of killer cats; always carries a Punjab lasso, a spork, and a dull paring knife.