Evil little Nazgul plotbunnies from OFUM are chasing Harry Potter? Does Meir Brin know about this?

(Couldn't resist, sorry)

My reply to the git:

Short, sweet, and to the point.

Sweetie, it's not anal to spell things correctly. Anal would be pointing out that there's no way Nazgul could be chasing Harry Potter because it's two different fandoms, like one person I told about your incredibly amusing attempt to insult me. If you think I'm anal, just wait until you find out how anal bosses are.

Logically, it means you are a keeper of history, as Wikipedia defines annal as 'Annals (Latin Annales, from annus, a year) are a concise form of historical writing which record events chronologically, year by year.'

Is it just me, or is the usage of the word 'Darling' in this context the most condescending thing EVER?

I hope that college doesn't sap my brain like that if I get in that is.

Did you also point out to her that, despite physical similarities and abilities, Nazgul and Dementors are not the same thing. And that it was Tolkien, not PJ, that created the Nazgul.

Of course, this is sounding very 'Annal Retentive', isn't it?