Being the third installment in the continued (mis)adventures of Agent Teek, and her partner Crebaina- well, until quite recently.
Temporary partners. Star Trek aliens. Your typical insert-Sue-into-LOTR-trilogy 'fic. Sadistic daisies.
Chaos shall now commence.

http://www.freewebs.com/teekandcrebaina/mission3.htm

Original fic, kindly donated for slaughtering by Tomato: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3250677/1/QuestforIdentity

(Tomato's Agents April, Moon, and Lora also make cameos, as she kindly let me borrow them. Again.)