Subject: You could adopt a mini-Balrog.
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Posted on: 2008-08-20 23:34:00 UTC
I run the mini-Balrog Adoptions List, and I have 346 of them to keep fed and entertained. Taking one or two off my hands would be appreciated.
The list can be found here: http://www.freewebs.com/cassie5squared/anunofficiallist.htm
Email me at cassie.dramateacher at yahoo dot co dot uk if you want to adopt one.
mini-Reapers:
K-89, Jaime McCrimmon
mini-Rancors:
Lumia, An Solo
mini-Aragogs:
Thorfine Rowle, Ignatius Peverell, Tim Riddle
Mini-Aragogs:
Heromoine
Mini-Balrogs:
Ewoyn, Ithillien
Mini-Dragons:
Locy, Telemarine, Telamrine, Car Parvel
Annnnnnd...Mini-Agent Trojue!
I see...Ewoyn with a tilde over the E! (don't know how to do this on the Board...)
And Bilibo and Mc Gongall!
See what you can unearth when you MST your earliest fanfics?
Aha! Ewoyn is on the list of adopted minis! She was kidnapped from her owner, Andy. If you send her to me I can send her home.
Ithillien appears to be a new one... I can't find any records of him. I'm sure he'd get on well here at the Adoption Centre, unless you'd like to to adopt him. If not, send him over with Ewoyn.
Ahhhh...found Ewoyn lurking around my ancient LotR and HP fics. I'm glad I've never posted those. I might have ended up getting put on the Legendary Badfic list. Or PPC'd at least.
I don't mind taking care of Ithillien and Mara. I found him with Ewoyn, by the way, snuggling up in the corner and earning dirty looks from an old OC who is undoubtedly a Mary Sue. Like the whole magic staff with a blue crystal doesn't give it away...
looks at minis Ewoyn! Don't DO that! Now I'll need Bleeprin to get rid of the images! Come on Ewoyn, we're going to Aunty Cassie, she'll send you home...what's that? Oh...that way, huh?
looks back I think Ewoyn's in love with Ithillien...I'll send her back though...
It's not like we're going to run out of mini-Balrogs to adopt.
hears a knock at the door
Ah, hello Ewoyn. Now, let's get you fed and on your way home...
aside to Lily I think I'll handle it from here, in case she gets it into her head to sneak back after you. Thanks for looking after her.
It would be funny to have mini-Agents running all over the place, though.
Oh and...is Acacia's last name Byrd or Bird? I've seen it spelled both ways in the TOS.
Michel and Rouge need a Mini.
Where do you find these things?
I run the mini-Balrog Adoptions List, and I have 346 of them to keep fed and entertained. Taking one or two off my hands would be appreciated.
The list can be found here: http://www.freewebs.com/cassie5squared/anunofficiallist.htm
Email me at cassie.dramateacher at yahoo dot co dot uk if you want to adopt one.
...so I contacted her and offered to take over. The thought of all those homeless mini-Balrogs with nobody to take care of them just tugged at my heartstrings. :)
So now I take care of the whole gang. Fortunately, I get donations from kind PPCers to keep them fed, particularly Sue-meat, which is good because the price of bacon is skyrocketing.
On that note, if anyone has some Sue carcasses they need to get rid of, chuck them my way.
Would Stu meat do as well?
Since well, DRake migth have a left over, well, Kitten boy thingie left over. Let's jstu say very high in cuteness.
I meant badfic characters in general. I'm not sure if the minis have tried Stu, but I'm certainly willing to offer it to them and see what they think.
Many thanks.
Woudl they eat angsty kitten person pet thingie stu> I think after one sugary induced thing, naomi will cut drake off any future food.
Offers up some honeyed catboy remains
*Opens a plothole to a large, Quidditch-pitch sized room full of PokeMorph!Sues.
You said they loved these almost as much as bacon, so I've been stocking up.
They do love these. lets the minis into the room No arguing, you lot, there're more than enough!
I'd like "Rosa".
Rosa set off a while back. She seemed quite happy. I think she was getting a little fed up with some of the Saruman-minis teasing her about how little screen time her namesake got.
I find them here and there.