Thanks to a poster over on GAFF, I've found the most blatant Mary Sue I've seen in a long time. There's no subtlety there, no attempt at masking her Suefulness, just pure, plain, unadulterated Sue, with an extra helping of attitude on the side.

I don't know FMA well enough to give this the snarking it deserves. I'm sure there are a couple of Agents somewhere who could clean up this Sueage. Oh, how I want to read that one.