Agent Eledhwen: gives you a golden spork with Elvish engravings and the like on the handle Use it wisely!

Agent Christianne: gives you a box of Bleepolate chip cookies I hope they're not too burnt. Locy accidentally sniffed up a lot of pepper while helping me make them.

Locy, Mara Labingi, and Ithillien: give you a charred Sue head on a silver platter Grrrowl. (Translation: Bon appetit!)

It's good for you.

Have a combat spork, and a guide to Mary Sues.

Oh yeah, and Drake tosses in his do it yourself mary sue barbuce kit. please don't ask. Naomi is making him give his away. don;t ask about that either.

Here.

Rabies.

Happy Birthday.

(http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ is to what I am referring. I recommend "Inspiration v Perspiration".)

Today let us put aside our many many differences and grudges to celebrate! I mean, sure, you're a damn wuss who won't even be blown up by a Death Star for my satisfaction but... growls

... Here, have a present. shoves box tied with a big red bow into Plat's hands Ignore the ticking sound.


~Oozaru Angel, who does sincerely wish Platinumyo a happy birthday.

cough Please ignore the squeaky voice.

Happy B'Day! I give you several Nice Shiny Daggers, courtesy of Galadriel, a chocolate muffin, a kitten and a dartboard. Yes, those are Suepics on the face. Have at it!

hugs

many hugs and kisses

I hereby present you with your very own super-size bag of pebbles, along with a sling, and a large punnet of Bleeprin-berries.

whispers something in your ear involving the words "maybe", "meet up" and "later" winkwink XD

Have a good day!

Have a Redeemer and a flak cannon. Long ranged thermonuclear destruction teamed with close range gut-shredding shrapnel rounds. What better?

Oh, and here's some bleepolate iced birthday cake as well.