I myself see dead trolls... They're everywhere... Sometimes they pop up in more than one place... But they always have sporks in them. Isn't that funny?

Don't kill this guy just yet. I have a feeling he'd probably end up stalking us all and stabbing us in the ovaries or spleens if we do.

jIyajbe'.

Oú, en français, je ne comprends pas.

Are you a troll, spambot, or just strange?

I throw my double-bladed spork at you.

(It's called a spork, but it actually has a fork/knife combo on one end and a spoon on the other.)

Must I whisk you?